Salma Hayek
Well, I like that bubblegum hue, but something about the style here feels a little County Fair to me.
Salma Hayek
I was going to praise the fit from the front, too, but from this angle things look a LOT more precariously arranged than I realized.
Saoirse Ronan in Gucci
I can't decide if I like this, or think it looks like it shrank at the dry cleaner's. Possibly both?
Brit Marling
Those shoes have no reason to live. The suit itself is lazily tailored, but maybe that's because she WANTED to hide her footwear. SO WOULD I HAVE.
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
I have notes. I want to rip off the lace choker, for starters, because it's complicating things in the rudest way. I might also wish for the black ribbon to stop where the bodice does, and that it found another way to stay up besides reaching up over her shoulders.
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Jason Statham
Jason Statham could hold it up for her. Just build him into the outfit, y'all! (Parenthetically, he was so funny in Spy. I feel as if I underestimated him. I STILL maintain he'd be a terrible Bond, but as a parody of a Bond character, he was right on for me.)
Jared Leto in Gucci
I know we saw him already in the Kruger post, but I just want to give him his own slide. He looks like a private-school jerk who wore his monogrammed silk smoking PJs under his uniform blazer. I've also decided the hair is his ode to Angela Chase, which I'm SURE is not the case but I don't care and don't tell me otherwise. MSCL lives.