Julianne Moore
This does her more favors than most of what Tom Ford has put her in recently (she attended with him, so I assume this is his). I wish we could put a deep ruby lip and some dark nail and toe polish on her -- hey, it's the little things -- but the rest of it was the right call.
Taylor Schilling
This is a world of no. This is a stratosphere of no. This is a galaxy rearranging its cosmic parts to spell out "NO." This is sending up a rocket to another galaxy, and letting out a recording of my soul screaming, "NOOOOO."
Ashley Olsen
Sigh. It works for her, I guess? But she looks like a witch in college.
Vanessa Hudgens
You know, I MOSTLY like this, except doesn't it look like it's flipping us an upside-down middle finger? I was going to say it's a crisp white dress wang, but I've used the word "wang" a lot more lately than one would expect from a such a crone.
Austin Butler, Vanessa Hudgens
She looks happy, though, and he does look like a matinee idol lost in time, so all is well here.
Melissa George
Wow, she is swaddling that baby bump like her entire BODY is being delivered by the stork.
Ciara
ALSO hideous. What is wrong with people's perception of proportions?
Hilary Rhoda
I feel like this is the better, more (positively) impactful version of what Stacy Keibler just wore.
Joan Smalls in Prabal Gurung
I can't tell if that dress HAS a headache, or is giving ME one.
Crystal Renn in Zac Posen
That seems potentially pretty, but I'm way too distracted by how she's giving me the full-on Paris Hilton crooked pose.
Allison Williams
Well, if it DIDN'T have the transparency, she'd just look like a very dressy World War II-era nurse having a night on the town. It's fine, but forgettable.
Doutzen Kroes
Well, the cat's in the cradle.
Evan Rachel Wood
This is a very young new mother who's dressed like a forty-something Princess Anne.
Christina Ricci
Someone sneezed on your shoulder, my dear.