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# Fugs and Fabs: Chanel's Pre-Oscar Dinner
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugs-and-fabs-chanels-pre-oscar-dinner/
- Published: 2013-03-01T18:00:21.000Z
- Updated: 2013-06-11T17:45:47.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31

## Radha Mitchell

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/162489813.xml)

Where did her hands go? They're paws now. She's Fashion Chewbacca.

## Rosie Huntington-Whiteley

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/02/162489839.jpg)

You could stage a circus inside each pant leg.

## January Jones

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/162489816.xml)

I really hate those pants. Nobody needs a crotch stripe.

## Zoe Kravitz

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/162489848.xml)

Swimsuits are not outfits, people. I don't care how great your legs are.

## Felicity Jones

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/162489825.xml)

The fanciest nun in town! I want to join THIS convent. Or find a girlfriend there for a lonely widower captain.

## Nora Zehetner

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/162489834.xml)

Was EVERY outfit at this thing a cracked-out mess?

## Emily Mortimer

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/162489817.xml)

ARE THOSE CULOTTES????

## Alice Eve

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/162489862.xml)

I like the hit of neon, but this dress looks like somebody got bored in the middle of making it.

## Andrea Riseborough

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/162489879.xml)

This is... broadening. But I'm most bothered by whatever half-assed thing is happening with the five-year old's barrette in her hair.

## Lily Collins

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/162489868.xml)

Like a Volvo, this is boxy, but good. Except more average than good.

## Chloe Moretz

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/162489854.xml)

Love the shoes; the dress is... like a dented Volvo: Boxy and maybe not worth the money. It looks like it's made of sackcloth.

## Bella Heathcote

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/02/162489874.jpg)

There is a pretty idea here, but: 1) clogs, and b) that quilted piece is pushing things around in her boob area in a way that's incredibly distracting.

## Alicia Vikander

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/02/162489870.jpg)

Those suckers look like she poked her arms through lace hot water bottles.

## Rose Byrne

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/162489863.xml)

The dress is fine but her HEAD IS GLORIOUS. She's never looked better. Safe to say she won this event, although I wish someone had given her stiffer competition.

[Fugs and Fabs: Chanel's Pre-Oscar DinnerSo much happened before the Oscars, while we were resting our typing fingers. Specifically, some of these outfits happened to some of these innocent people. \[Photos: Getty\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/162489813.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugs-and-fabs-chanels-pre-oscar-dinner-03-2013/)