Radha Mitchell
Where did her hands go? They're paws now. She's Fashion Chewbacca.
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
You could stage a circus inside each pant leg.
January Jones
I really hate those pants. Nobody needs a crotch stripe.
Zoe Kravitz
Swimsuits are not outfits, people. I don't care how great your legs are.
Felicity Jones
The fanciest nun in town! I want to join THIS convent. Or find a girlfriend there for a lonely widower captain.
Nora Zehetner
Was EVERY outfit at this thing a cracked-out mess?
Emily Mortimer
ARE THOSE CULOTTES????
Alice Eve
I like the hit of neon, but this dress looks like somebody got bored in the middle of making it.
Andrea Riseborough
This is... broadening. But I'm most bothered by whatever half-assed thing is happening with the five-year old's barrette in her hair.
Lily Collins
Like a Volvo, this is boxy, but good. Except more average than good.
Chloe Moretz
Love the shoes; the dress is... like a dented Volvo: Boxy and maybe not worth the money. It looks like it's made of sackcloth.
Bella Heathcote
There is a pretty idea here, but: 1) clogs, and b) that quilted piece is pushing things around in her boob area in a way that's incredibly distracting.
Alicia Vikander
Those suckers look like she poked her arms through lace hot water bottles.
Rose Byrne
The dress is fine but her HEAD IS GLORIOUS. She's never looked better. Safe to say she won this event, although I wish someone had given her stiffer competition.