Chloe Grace Moretz in Alexander McQueen
It turns out that maybe I like CGM when she's indulging photographers at a French film festival who want her to make kooky faces her agent will hate. Why are you doing this, Chloe?!? And why do I find it so entertaining?
Chloe Grace Moretz in Alexander McQueen
This whole thing looks like she was instructed to pretend she's in an ANTM acting challenge.
Chloe Grace Moretz in Alexander McQueen
"I don't like your hand," Janice would say. "Also, your arm looks amputated. Also I hate your posture."
Chloe Grace Moretz in Alexander McQueen
This likewise reminds me of the 30 Rock wherein Jenna tells Liz to NEVER obey photographers if they want her to do something goofy, and Liz ignores her, and that's how she ends up on the cover of a magazine sitting on the toilet cradling a chicken.
Chloe Grace Moretz in Alexander McQueen
There we go. Much more natural. WHY she is wearing another high-necked number is utterly beyond me. Who told you to do this, Chloe? Did someone tell you that your neck is hideous and needs to be hidden? Because I am sure your neck is FINE. Your neck is lovely. FREE YOUR NECK!
Chloe Grace Moretz in Erdem
What did I just say.
(Although, technically, this dress is kinda great and works better on her than I would have anticipated.)
Chloe Grace Moretz
She doesn't look too miserable, regardless of what is going on in her personal life, though -- this look is actually really cute. Go get yours, Chloe.