Fugs and Fabs: Coachella, Weekend One

Alessandra Ambrosio

I feel like it will not surprise you to hear that Alessandra -- as always, at Coachella -- did a LOT of model-esque prancing for the photogs at this event. Most attendees just allow themselves to be snapped; she ALWAYS acts like she's being paid to be there and wants to give everyone bang for their buck. In fairness, I always AM impressed by how she manages to sell the likes of, say, suede hotpants.

Alessandra Ambrosio

Okay, sure, fine. I had a tee shirt in that very print when I was like 8 years old, and I too wore it with jean shorts.

Alessandra Ambrosio

In case you wanted to see what was under that jacket.

Alessandra Ambrosio

Yes, yes. We see you. You have been noticed. Go forth and prosper in your model life-style.

Brooklyn Beckham

Oh, Brooklyn Beckham, you make me feel positively elderly.

Coachella Music Festival - Day 2

Somewhere, Pacey Witter is pleased that those shirts he likes have come back into fashion.

Miranda Kerr

I'd love to tell you whose hand Miranda is holding, but...you know, he just finished his stint of highway robbery. It was REALLY windy at the tail end of last week, but the gusts had died down by Saturday, at least in Los Angeles. In short: I don't know what's up with this.

Kendall Jenner

Full disclosure: I think Kendall looks cute here. (I am also amused by the girls behind her, snapping their iPhone pics.)

Paris Hilton

Things seem to be perking up for The Widow Hilton!

Emma Roberts

I think Emma might win the Most Refreshingly Normal prize for this weekend. (Her friend's little vintage-looking dress is cute, too.)

Emma Roberts

This ALSO seems vaguely reasonable.

Jared Leto

Phase one of Jared Leto's plan to Make Safety Goggles Chic is under way!

Josh Hutcherson

"Yeah, yeah. I'm playing this famous stagecoach robber in this new movie. Trying to be method about the disguise. You feel me."

Kyle and Maurico

Kyle and Maurico are, obviously on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and Kyle is Paris Hilton's aunt, so they might be hanging out with her? I hope dramatic discussions about nothing unfurled with excruciating slowness, as usual.

Cindy Crawford, Rande Gerber

I am really confused about Cindy's body temp, but her coat is really pretty amazing. I would look ABSURD in it, but she looks awesome.

Aaron Paul

Are all the men just running really cold? Did they all read the same memo about Man Music Festival Fashion?

Cody Simpson

Oh, that's where Prince William's Dad Jeans went! I'm glad they're seeing the world.

Zoe Kravitz

Zoe looks SO MUCH like her mom, Lisa Bonet. It's amazing to me. (I can think of worse people to resemble. Like, A LOT of them.)

Chanel Iman

Steven Tyler is SOOOO jealous of your pants, Chanel Iman!

Chanel Iman, Hailey Clauson

Behold! More models in shorts that, by any stretch of the imagination, are technically quite questionable, but not awful in execution. Because of the aforementioned model-dom.

Lea Michele

Our photo service made sure to let us know that Lea is wearing Fabletics!!!!

Ashley Greene

There is A LOT happening here, but my favorite thing that's happening is that Ashley Greene is wearing a necklace that I ALSO own, from Stella and Dot.

Jamie Chung

I theoretically hate these granny panties, but the overdress feels appropriately Coachella-y, so maybe we can call it a draw?

Jamie Chung

Does this look a little too big for her?

Emily Ratajkowski and Kiernan Shipka

Emily actually looks lovely, I think. Kiernan looks quirky and cute, but in a way where I think she's also kind of coasting on everyone's general goodwill toward her as a human, because if Kylie Jenner were wearing this, I might have a different reaction.