Kendall Jenner, Hailey Baldwin
I kind of love the dude photo-bombing these two. I also, after looking at a ton of Coachella photos, love Kendell for wearing what are essentially Bermuda shorts.
Kendall and Kylie Jenner
I seriously cannot even figure out the configuration of whatever Kylie has on her body.
Hailey Baldwin, Kendall Jenner, Fergie
In which Kendall Jenner is apparently the queen of the pirate women. And, yes, that is Fergie as in Fergie of the Black-Eyed Peas. And yes, that is a lace dress over a bathing suit.
Fergie
I'm pretty sure this is literally disintegrating on her body. (The sundress on the girl next to her is super cute, though.)
Julianne Hough
J. Ho loves her some Zimmermann. I actually think this is way cute on her, though.
Lauren Parsekian, Aaron Paul
I feel like Jesse Pinkman would have HATED Coachella.
Brooklyn Beckham
How is Brooklyn Beckham old enough to be off at Coachella alone? I AM A MILLION YEARS OLD.
Bella Thorne
I just want to run up to her and rip that headband right off.
Bella Thorne
I know she's on the phone here, but her body language makes her look like she's JUST REALIZED exactly what she's worn out of the house.
Alessandra Ambrosio
"Just dancing and texting simultaneously!"
Alessandra Ambrosio
This is totally one of those things where she is kind of working it ONLY BECAUSE she is a professional model.
Alessandra Ambrosio, etc
...is she getting paid for this?
Behati Prinsloo
On the other hand, not even a model can make this work. BEHATI. WHAT IS THIS? That shoe/sock combo ALONE. Have you completely taken leave of your senses?!
Kate Bosworth
Kate Bosworth is kind of hitting it out of the park here, right?
Gigi Hadid and Cody Simpson
I wonder if he knows he's the Ryan Cabrera of 2015?
Katy Perry
My favorite part of this is that I am quite sure that's just a regular, like, Victoria's Secret bra.
Lea Michele
I was very sad to realize that Lea Michele's boyfriend is holding a beach towel, not her cheery summer tote bag.
Stacy Keibler
I think this little dress is also charming on The Keibs EXCEPT for the fact that I'm a little worried the back of it got caught in her knickers in the porta-loo.
Gigi Hadid
Another brilliant achievement in photobombing back there.
Shaun White
I've decided that Darker Haired, Curl-less Shaun White is the EVIL Shaun White. Note his lack of friendly hoodies.
Sarah Hyland
This seems...vaguely reasonable? (High praise for Coachella, actually.)
Sarah Hyland
And this skirt is legitimately good.
Alia Shawkat
Maeby Fünke, GO TO YOUR ROOM.
Paris and Nicky Hilton
"Hey, Coachella! WE'RE STILL ALIVE!!"
Paris and Nicky Hilton
"PAY ATTENTION TO US!!!!"
Although, in fairness, props to both of them for looking so CLEAN in the middle of dusty, hot, dirty Coachella.
Nicky and Paris
Nicky looks cute here. I particularly enjoy how it looks ever so slightly as if Paris is dragging her along against her will. Possibly accurate.
Hayley Hasselhoff
Hayley Hasselhoff -- who, I'd just like to say, was really good on the dearly departed Huge -- must have gone home and been like, "you jackholes. Coachella was NOT a cult meeting you wanted me to infiltrate! I'm wearing jeans tomorrow. And you guys are going to pay for this!"
Alexa Chung
"Oh my god. ME TOO."
Amber Rose
Something about this is so Palm Springs Cougar, and I love her in that persona. (Also, she appears to be traveling with a dude in a kilt, which feels right.)
Jamie Chung
I like to think that Jamie Chung is directing her friend to a place where they can sit down and have people bring them margaritas.
Jamie Chung
This outfit might win the slideshow. Well done, Jamie Chung.
Zoe Kravitz
Although -- leaving aside those horrendous clodhoppers -- this dress is ALSO good.
Zoe Kravitz
She is, however, going through a POWERFUL 90s period right now.
Michelle Tractenberg
I always enjoy The Tract. More importantly, this is totally the dude who was in ABC Family's masterwork Mean Girls 2, isn't it? I think his Breton stripe is a clear case of pandering to my sensibilities.
Justin Bieber and Chris Brown
OH YEAH. This is going to end REALLY WELL. Nothing says, "I sincerely want to clean up my act" like bumming around with Chris Brown. America is TOTALLY going to get on board with THIS Dynamic Duo, and by "get on board," I mean, "decide it's convenient if they're together all the time in the event that maybe that part of California slides into the ocean."
Nikki Reed and Ashley Greene
We are sorry to interrupt this meeting of Girls Who Were in Twilight Wearing Dramatic Hats.
Victoria Justice
"I wasn't in Twilight, but I would like to attend that meeting, and sometimes photo houses mistakenly ID me as Nina Dobrev, who IS in a show about vampires. Close enough?"
Jena Malone
Oh, Jena Malone. This is so you. You cannot resist a sheer.
Holland Roden
I fully approve of this entire thing. Even, begrudingly, the shoes, although I would have preferred color. WHATEVER. At last!
Kellan Lutz
And then Kellan Lutz showed up.