Khloe, Tyga, Kylie

A variety of you tweeted us this weekend to ask us what we thought of this, and my main thought is WORDS. WORDS. SOUNDS. FLAILING OF ARMS. MOANING. SPONTANEOUS HUMAN COMBUSTION.

Pacey and Diane

Kruger kind of looks as if she's in costume as a Sexy Cheetah.

Pacey, Diane Kruger, Nina Dobrev

I love Pacey's "YIKES" face here. I decided Nina Dobrev there just broke the news to him that she's leaving Vampire Diaries.

Jaden Smith

I cannot parse Jaden Smith's outfit. I think it's a long shirt, ANOTHER shirt tied around his waist underneath it, and...a kilt? Whatever it is, it sure looks breezy.

Paris Hilton

"I AM STILL HERE! MEEEE!"

Paris Hilton

I honestly think it's possible that Paris has been on these fields for a full week straight, just twirling around. (I secretly like this dress. DO NOT TELL ANYONE.)

Busy Philipps

Busy Philipps, you refreshingly reasonable creature.

Kelly Brook

This may have been Caftan Weekend at Coachella. Also, in fairness, I would attend something called Caftan Weekend.

Robert Pattinson CORRECTION: ED WESTWICK

I am amused by these Pirates of Penzance Pants on Pattinson and not just because of the alliteration.*

*Also, apparently this is Ed Westwick and I feel much better about THAT. It seems far more reasonable on Chuck Bass.

Scott Speedman

And then...SCOTT SPEEDMAN showed up? That almost never happens.

Fugs and Fabs: Coachella Weekend Two

Weekend two of Coachella was a total snooze compared to weekend one. I like to think it's because everyone decided they wanted to stay home and go to the Festival of Books. That said...Kylie Jenner assures her Fug Madness Qualification Score at this particular event. It's like she saw what Kendell did last year and decided, IT'S ON. [Photos: Fame/Flynet]