Naomi Watts, Liev Schreiber
It could be WORSE, but Naomi Watts has set the bar too high for herself in the past for me to accept this jumpsuit.
Oprah and Stedman
STEDMAN ALERT. STEDMAN ALERT. Also, Oprah has more money than the universe. Why couldn't she find a dress that somebody could tailor to her chest? However, there is also something kind of great about Oprah being like, "Eh, whatever, I don't care -- I'm OPRAH. I win."
Anna Wintour, ALT
Anna looks typically Anna: love the dress; always hate the shoes; really wish she'd embrace colored toenails occasionally. And ALT looks typically ALT: caftanic; hilarious; like an altar boy at a really exciting new religious cult.
Terrence Howard
I just watched "Iron Man 3," and I wonder if Terrence Howard ever wishes he hadn't lost himself that gig and gotten a reputation for being Difficult. However, he is wearing an amusing patterned suit that somehow reminds me of Mickey Rourke and yet also totally works on him. So Hollywood, please keep hiring him, because he makes menswear interesting.
Keisha and Forest Whitaker
These two make a very suave couple indeed.
Cicely Tyson, Lenny Kravitz
Okay, as far as I know, these two are not a couple. But now don't you wish they were? He could write songs for her like "Be My Panty Ho" and "Ride My Tailcoat," and she could just be awesome and not care that those are terrible songs.