Katharine McPhee
I won't lie: I complained a lot about "Smash" but I also somehow can't believe we have to live without it. As for this dress, I was all set to embrace it until I looked hard at the bodice, and it gives off the impression that she's showing us a truly ENORMOUS old-school bra.
Heidi Klum
Heidi clearly has a new stylist, or just, like, quit caffeine and woke up feeling better one day. Because this is great -- so much better than the tangled boobular messes she used to wear to these things, and to everything.
Megan Mullally
I find this hilariously off-kilter. I can't tell if I'm supposed to, though.
Jeannette McCurdy
Jeannette is 21, so on the one hand, this feels about right. On the other... you're 21. Maybe it's time for a gown? This isn't the Teen Choice Creative Arts Awards.
Roma Downey
Roma looks very nice, and I still can't believe that a miniseries called "The Bible" not only EXISTS but was a massive smash hit.
Michael Emerson, Carrie Preston
I love her, and feel like she is better than whatever the diagonal is doing to her midsection.
Carrie Preston
And what is the point of the split cape? It looks like a dinner napkin lost a bet with her.
McKenzie Westmore
I don't remember her looking quite so much like Christie Brinkley when she was on "Passions."
Malin Akerman
She is more interesting than this, no?
Linda Cardellini
Her face doesn't look quite right somehow EITHER, so maybe there is just strange things afoot at the Circle K -- by which I mean, the light outside, because I just saw her on Mad Men and I don't think she's actually done anything to herself. I also feel bad about how much I hated her on that show, because I don't think it was her fault. And she does look pretty in this dress, so maybe I am over it already.
Lake Bell
Is she at the same party as everyone else?
Rupert Friend
He looks a bit fried.
Cat Deeley
And she looks as lovely as ever, and also as slightly "off" as ever. Bunching is the enemy, both in clothes, and in episodes of "The Amazing Race" where it erases all the advantages of doing well in other parts of the leg and therefore renders them pointless. Cat Deeley's legs: not pointless. See? I brought that back around. Phew.