Dakota Johnson in Marc Jacobs
I have a hard time getting that excited about this. Some of it is her stance in it -- she looked a bit awkward much of the night, shoulders hunched. But the gown itself just looks like she went to a flea market, bought an old lady's notions and picture frames, and glued them on while watching reruns of The Nanny or something.
Dakota Johnson in Rodarte
I NEVER would have guessed Rodarte for this. It looks more like... I don't know, Roksanda meets Erdem. Anyway, I cherish it on her, and want only to remove the red velvet platform sandals and return them to the episode of Hindsight to which they belong. (Also let's pour some out for that show, which I binged this summer and was SO EXCITED to have back, and then VH-1 reversed its pickup and axed it and now I will never know what happens and THAT IS MEAN.)
Dakota Johnson in Prada
GREAT lipstick, but a washout of a dress. That averages out to something that looks better on her than it should, but still belongs in the boudoir with some marabou slippers and a tall flute of Champagne. And the collected works of Jackie and Joan Collins.
Johnny Depp, Dakota Johnson, et al
Johnny looks better but he's still REALLY into eyeliner right now.
Dakota Johnson
Boring AND allergic to flashbulbs. I think -- and may never have typed this before in my life -- the Rodarte sisters won THIS slideshow.