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# Fugs and Fabs: Day Six at Cannes
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugs-and-fabs-day-six-at-cannes/
- Published: 2015-05-19T16:00:51.000Z
- Updated: 2016-05-20T23:32:59.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:41

## Eva Longoria in Gabriela Cadena

![eva longoria cannes inside out](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2015/05/gettyimages-473896234.jpg)

This is... the worst. I call it Incontinence: The Dress, because among its many sins is the fact that the panel in the middle makes her look as if she's clenching her knees together to avoid a bladder issue.

## Eva Longoria

![eva longoria cannes inside out](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/05/GettyImages-473896244.jpg)

And them of course, we have the Carr's water crackers, which make a wonderful delivery mechanism for a slab of cheese.

## Sonam Kapoor in Elie Saab

![sonam kapoor cannes inside out](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/05/GettyImages-473887628.jpg)

Well this is some SERIOUS Cannes Madness right here. I think.. I wish it were strapless. And maybe not such a queasy hue.

## Sonam Kapoor in Elie Saab

![sonam kapoor inside out cannes](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/05/GettyImages-473899124.jpg)

But, you know, I can never resist a stairs picture.

## Lily Donaldson in Saint Laurent

![lily donaldson inside out cannes](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/05/GettyImages-473896968.jpg)

This beaded gunmetal gown is gorgeous, but of course boringly styled. OF COURSE.

## Virginie Ledoyen in Georges Hobeika

![virginie ledoyen cannes inside out](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/05/GettyImages-473888340.jpg)

Pretty, but also total potholder boobs. As in, someone has crept up behind her and clamped oven-mitt-clad hands over her for modesty.

## Paris Hilton

![paris hilton](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/05/GettyImages-473890658.jpg)

The sheer trend should have started and ended with her, because that is exactly as desperate as I think she is now for attention. And yet EVEN SHE is not nearly as sheer as some people who are a thousand times more famous. It's maddening. Ritz crackers are the shit.

## Nina Agdal

![nina adgal inside out cannes](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/05/GettyImages-473890902.jpg)

I think maybe this is one dress you do NOT want to work in this manner. It's way less compelling than if you just think the skirt is all a unified piece.

## Andie MacDowell in Elie Saab

![andie macdowell](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/05/GettyImages-473887118.jpg)

Bracelet, Andie! Or a statement necklace. Pick your pleasure.

## Sara Sampaio in Vionnet

![sara sampan inside out cannes](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/05/GettyImages-473888394.jpg)

Naked but sort of nifty.

## Melanie Laurent in Zuhair Murad

![melanie laurent inside out](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/05/GettyImages-473889574.jpg)

Lather, rinse, repeat. Beige, sheer, sparkly.

## Gabriel Byrne

![gabriel byrne louder than bombs photocell cannes](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/05/GettyImages-473864724.jpg)

Hi, gramps! I mean that affectionately.

## Rachel Bresnahan

![rachel bresnahan louder than bombs](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/05/GettyImages-473864618.jpg)

Why so angry? The suit actually feels appropriately continental on her.

## Charlotte Le Bon

![inside out photocell cannes](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/05/GettyImages-473873500.jpg)

Simple but beautiful.

## Virginie Ledoyen

![virginie ledoyen enrages photocall](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/05/GettyImages-473871096.jpg)

I love this dress. It also looks kind of like one of those 'complete the circuit' puzzles where you have to rotate the pieces to light up everything. I kind of like those, because I'm that flavor of nerd. So I approve.

[Fugs and Fabs: Day Six at CannesEither Eva Longoria LOVES Cannes, or Cannes loves Eva Longoria. Either way, she's there every year and I don't know why, but it pleases me, because it means she is never boring in May. \[Photos: Getty\]![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2015/05/gettyimages-473896234.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugs-and-fabs-day-six-at-cannes-05-2015/)