Anna Faris

I THINK this outfit is this dress, and yeah, it still looks like it belongs in an old trunk in Blake Lively's attic rather than on the body of a person who is out in the world. Even worse: There is ANOTHER version by, presumably, someone else. WHY DOES ANYTHING WANT TO BE THIS DRESS?

Cobie Smulders

That's kind of boxy and cheap-looking to me -- but in that way where it REALLY REALLY wants to look fancy and thinks sparkles are the way to do it. Also, I'm really tired of the bare-minimum thin-strapped shoes that they're passing out in Hollywood like business cards.

Britt Robertson

HOOVES ARE FOR HORSES. Or Satan. And maybe some other things, like a Minotaur. But you're not a Minotaur, Britt Robertson. YOU'RE NOT A MINOTAUR.

Leslie Ann Glossner

This lovely young girl plays Young Romantic Girl in the movie, and maybe that's why she picked a dress like she is about to skate her long program to "My Funny Valentine."

Fugs and Fabs: "Delivery Man" Premiere

This movie is about a man, Vince Vaughn, whose sperm donation fathered 500 children and yet girlfriend can't decide if he'd make a good father, and then a bunch of women who used his DNA petition to get his name from the sperm bank. I don't know why. Is it because they don't like how their children turned out, because he lied on his paperwork or something? I can't imagine a scenario in which everyone in this movie does NOT make me want to punch them. [Photos: Getty]