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# Fugs and Fabs: Dior/Saks Party
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugs-and-fabs-diorsaks-party/
- Published: 2013-09-10T21:00:15.000Z
- Updated: 2013-09-10T03:51:25.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:35

## Jessica Biel

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/spl607296_010.xml)

This studded leather getup is great, and the shoes are interesting -- perhaps better with a more daytime-y dress, but I'm not going to complain because I can't see through anything, FINALLY, which feels like a MASSIVE achievement for her.

## Keenyah

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/spl607395_018-1.xml)

Remember Keenyah, from season four of ANTM? That is an unheralded but great season (dogged in the annals of history by a lousy winner), and yes, I am biased because I worked on it. Anyway, WTF. That she's at the same party as Biel seems incomprehensible given this video-vixen nightmare.

## Ashley Madekwe

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/spl607395_020.xml)

Well, I guess if you can't keep your trick up your sleeve, you keep it... in your armpit?

## Christa B. Allen

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/spl607395_025.xml)

I just want to lift that thing off her and see how the dress looks without it. I'm not... mad at it, necessarily? But it's not sealing any deals for me either.

## Joy Bryant

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/spl607395_024.xml)

I dislike everything about this except her face. Give that jacket a second life somewhere else and maybe we can have a conversation about it, but those pants need to burn. In fire.

[Fugs and Fabs: Dior/Saks PartyThis one desperately needed a hit after her mind-scramblingly hideous VMAs ensemble. And mercy of mercies, she got it. Parenthetically, I just looked at that link and spent three minutes sputtering various consonant sounds at Jessica to try and articulate my horror, and all that came out was gibberish. It was very "flames... on the side of my face..." except without the charm. \[Photos: Splash\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/spl607296_010.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugs-and-fabs-diorsaks-party-09-2013/)