Jessica Biel
This studded leather getup is great, and the shoes are interesting -- perhaps better with a more daytime-y dress, but I'm not going to complain because I can't see through anything, FINALLY, which feels like a MASSIVE achievement for her.
Keenyah
Remember Keenyah, from season four of ANTM? That is an unheralded but great season (dogged in the annals of history by a lousy winner), and yes, I am biased because I worked on it. Anyway, WTF. That she's at the same party as Biel seems incomprehensible given this video-vixen nightmare.
Ashley Madekwe
Well, I guess if you can't keep your trick up your sleeve, you keep it... in your armpit?
Christa B. Allen
I just want to lift that thing off her and see how the dress looks without it. I'm not... mad at it, necessarily? But it's not sealing any deals for me either.
Joy Bryant
I dislike everything about this except her face. Give that jacket a second life somewhere else and maybe we can have a conversation about it, but those pants need to burn. In fire.