
Just gonna go tape this up inside my locker.

I don't know if I can get behind this. But I guess I appreciate him making an effort.

Same.

But sincerely everything about this makes me feel better. He is so handsome.

Jackie won an honorary Oscar at this event, which is awesome.

Affleck The Younger looks like he's ramping up for a role as a period piece about Y2K preppers.

This is a classic look, and very hard to argue with.

You need to know that this hair is NOT for a role.

I dig Sly's subtly green blazer.

It's a huge relief that Miles Teller has chosen to move past those three weeks when he had blond tips.

Let's discuss the Tuxedo Vest versus the Tuxedo Cummerbund. I like the vest, but sometimes -- like here -- it sort of looks like the man in question is wearing a formal snow suit under his blazer.

I feel like the double-breasted action here makes Andrew's head look too small.

These two look like they're planning a caper.

Same.

He's so handsome and I feel like this suit doesn't quite fit.

It's nice to see Hugh Grant looking as traditionally jaunty as usual.

Armie's tux is a good one, right? I like his velvet lapels. (I think this vest works better because it goes to a V, rather than a U.)

Somewhere, Kate Middleton is plotting to buy Annette's gown.

I have a LOT of questions about the facial hair choices Jonah Hill has made.

Richard Gere just came straight from a meeting.

Ladies and gentleman, our new Han Solo. I can work with this.

I really want Pharrell's blazer for my own self.

Why don't we all just drape ourselves in velvet?
