Keegan-Michael Key
YOU'RE SO HANDSOME AND FUNNY BE MINE. Er, I mean, Keegan-Michael Key attended this noteworthy event.
Will & Jada
While this is technically not the world's greatest picture of either of these two genetically-blessed people, they both are very nicely dressed. I miss Will Smith: Movie Star.
Jared Leto
Everything about this seems right.
Billy Eichner
Forgive me, Billy, for inadvertently pulling a pic wherein you look like you just realized you left the Snoopy SnoCone machine running at home. Your tux is classic.
La La and Carmelo Anthony
These two ALSO both look sharp. Celebrity men of the world: Melo is 6'8 and looks gloriously tailored in this double-breasted number. IT CAN BE DONE. And while I am sort of over that mermaid-style skirt, La La looks FAB in that color, and that dress is, as a whole, really good on her. Thumbs up, you two.
John Cena and Nikki Bella
I'm just grateful for this opportunity to note that Sisters was one of the movies I saw on the plane to and from the UK last week, and it's both funnier than it ought to be, and that John Cena was -- as he was in Trainwreck before this -- a total, scene-stealing highlight. (Other films seen: Straight Outta Compton, which was great; Carol, which I thought was beautiful but emotionally remote (Rooney Mara was better than Cate, I felt); and Mission Impossible: Whatever, which I'm sure was fine but I fell asleep in the middle.)
Matthew and Rena Morrison
I suspect it is physically impossible to put on that dress and not do a shimmy.
Allan Leech and Darren Criss
These two are not each other's dates for this event -- they're both straight, as far as I am aware -- but that means nothing to the world of fanfic, which I hope is working on this pairing RIGHT NOW.
Damian Lewis
"Prince Harry's ginger beard works for him, right? WHY NOT ME?"
Jesse Williams
He is HOT like fire and maybe also literally hot in this, as it appears to be mostly velvet.
Miles Teller
"Wait. I'm WHERE?"
Bill Nye
All the points to Bill Nye's polka-dotted tie.