Angie Harmon and Amber Valleta

I assume Angie is congratulating Amber on getting out of Revenge when it was still good. Let's just agree they both give good face.

Kylie Minogue

I think this is quite elegant on the erstwhile Rear of the Year. (PS: I love you, England, for voting on such things as Rear of the Year.)

Katherine Castro

Katherine Castro is an actress who hasn't been in anything you've heard of, and I wouldn't have included her, except.....SEE NEXT SLIDE:

Jamie Tisch

AWKWARD. Did both of these ladies look at Lena Dunham and think, I can do it better? The difference is that Lena Dunham has an Emmy. (Although Jamie Tisch has BUCKETS OF CASH, so....maybe let's call it even.) Honestly, I kind of think Lena did it best.

Kelly Lynch

I adore Kelly Lynch -- she was legit great on season two of 90210 -- and I think she is better than this.

Rita Wilson

This is tres matchy-matchy. But I also kind of treasure her. She is such a broad.

Lisa Kudrow

I'll accept it, Phoebe. Although what's with all the Friends popping up only wearing basic black lately? Also, you need a bracelet. Also, I never thought "Smelly Cat" was your best work.I preferred "Jingle Bitch."

Julianne Hough

This screams 90s to me, but not in a bad way.

Fugs and Fabs: EIF Women's Cancer Research Fund Gala

Well, at least they're there for a good cause -- even if some of them DO look like they took a little dip in Lake Cray-Cray on the way over. [Photos: Getty]