Kirsten Dunst

I love Kiki, but she could do better, and by "better," I mean "more interesting" and also "more delightfully weird."

Kate Walsh

Okay, so at least someone went caftan-adjacent.

Drew Barrymore

These are pants. This is also serviceable, although she kind of looks like she's in costume as a Serious Woman of a Certain Age Who Has A LOT of Money. I guess she IS at a Bulgari event.

Marisa Tomei

So does she. Exponentially.

Jessica Lowndes

The lighting in some of these pictures was sincerely unflattering even to the prettiest ladies. Also: WORDS SHOES WORDS.

Julianne Moore

I like all the people standing in the shadows behind her, observing. This dress is fine, but I am pretty sure we all need a turn trying on that necklace.

Louise Roe

Girlfriend here is MAKING THE ROUNDS. I actually think this dress is kind of charming, and I wish Kiki Dunst were wearing it.

Naomi Watts

It's cool. She's saving her oomph for Sunday.

Fugs and Fabs: Elizabeth Taylor Bulgari Event

If you're going to an Elizabeth Taylor event at Bulgari, wouldn't you wear your fanciest caftan and most tremendous bejeweled turban? I would. And of course I would bring my talented, alcoholic sometimes-husband, so I would have someone at whom to throw my drink at the end of the night. There were no turbans at this event, but here's hoping someone got a drink tossed face-wards. [Photos: Getty]