
Unhemmed things and satin things are major pet peeves of mine. Unhemmed satin things are like doubling down on cyanide poisoning by adding Drano to the mix.
I'm showing my age here, but then again, my age is no great secret, so might as well let it all hang out: This photo makes me want her to star in a Scarecrow and Mrs. King remake.

That sleeve length is a tiny bit awkward on her, but mostly I think she looks smashing and HOORAY for a hot pair of shoes.

I love her necklace, and will only accept that skirt if it turns out her SNL faux- crush Colin Jost lost a bet to her and had to nibble on her garment for exactly the length of an entire Ghostbusters screening.

She looks pretty, and I feel like she wears almost exclusively this -- or its close ilk -- every time she attends one of these things.

That hemline pattern is a dead ringer for the dress we just saw Kourtney Kardashian wearing... I wonder if they are kin. I also wish we could cut this off higher and just make it a sweater, because as a dress it looks like she intentionally shrank it.

Scrunchies: they're not just for ponytails anymore.

Oy. It's the IKEA of jumpsuits: Efficient, basic, fits the space you have, going to get replaced by something you actually LIKE once you have the time and money to find it.

I think someone rudely told Rachel that this was a convention, not a cocktail party.

There is something cool about this, but then Ye Olde Scrolldown kicks in and we end in some truly problematic hooves.

At first my eyes tricked me, and I thought that long piece of fringe was actually a CANE. And I would have been TOTALLY on board with Lea Michele deciding to wander around town twirling a novelty walking stick. As for the dress... well, the fringe is silly. The bones of it are interesting? I don't know. I'm too distracted by her hair, which is that weird hue that might think it's blonde but is actually just the color of walnuts.

This is a weird step backward for her. Or a leap, perhaps. Like, I feel like she's wearing the outfit of a Wakefield sister but the hairdo of one of Nancy Drew's friends.

I LOVE that dress. We need to take her shoe-shopping, though.

Great skirt, Mayim, but you too need new shoes. Should we just charter a bus?
