I have to say, I really like this on her. It's not a particularly young dress but she still looks young IN it. But also older than she really is. I don't know -- she's making me like it, y'all. She has a little bit of a Jaime King vibe to me in this.
Well, that's very pretty; I'm torn on the shoes, but that lipstick is great. However, her hair looks a mess in this photo, almost like right before she ran out of the house there was a massive diaper explosion and she had to help and then her daughter pulled her hair while she was on the changing table.
Eh, a little curtain-y for my taste, but at least her shoes are cute.
Very nice, simple dress, and she might be the first person in a while who's pulled off that very pink lip.
She has to have a new stylist. Right? This is all great, right down to how the shoes seem to play off the design of the bodice. Good advice is worth the cash, Young Hollywood.
Well, look, she makes this better than it ought to be, but the waist on those pants is giving me acid flashbacks to an awkward time.
Oh, girl. This is a shapeless mess on you, at least from the front. I hope she found Joe Zee at the party and nestled herself under his wing.
That's a good dress for her, but man, those shoes were last seen on the Queen.
I know we've seen this before, and I may never figure it out because my brain is dumer than a bocks of rox right noooow, but it reminds me of some newfangled bathing suit that Victoria's Secret would try to sell me and NO. Also, better hope that tiny seam on her sternum doesn't get tired and take five.
This ALSO feels like an elaborate shenanigan designed to hide a bathing suit, but in a way that's at least a little graceful -- like, she could totally run down an aisle and get lifted by Patrick Swayze and have the time of her life and not get put in a corner. Right?
Wrinkled isn't the new black. I promise.