Busy Philipps

WHAT FRESH UNHOLY TROPICAL POLTERWANG IS THIS.

Juliette Lewis

Exhale. Remember when she wore catsuits? This is SO RELAXING and gorgeous. I want to hug it.

Angie Harmon

This is the diluted version. It just won't ever taste as good. I will never be fooled into thinking it's the same.

Shonda Rhimes

She looks really pretty in this. I read somewhere that after she tweeted something in support of "Empire," she got a bunch of compliments on "your new show," which... it's great that people associate her with a diverse workplace, but not that they expect that EVERY diverse workplace could only have come from her.

Lena Dunham

I'm undecided on this. Part of me thinks it's good, and part of me wonders if it's a tiny bit frumpy on her. But mostly, I'm enjoying the optical illusion that those flowers might actually all be flamingos. And in the final analysis I think I like this better than her Globes dress.

Stana Katic

Whereas this is A MASSIVE MASSIVE IMPROVEMENT over that hot pile of nonsense she wore to the Globes. Well, the dress is, anyway. Her head looks like it still hasn't slept since Sunday.

Nina Dobrev in Zuhair Murad

A bit much for the occasion, I think. A bit much for any occasion. Just leave the J.Lo to J.Lo.

Gillian Jacobs

I thought I liked this, when I was just looking at the thumbnail. Now I want to punish the little ruffle.

Sarah Paulson

Her hair is so good that I'm strangely cheery about the rest.

Brooklyn Decker

Psst, Brooklyn, your dryer sheets have expired.

Jenna Elfman

GAH. MINTY WESTERN CURTAINS.

Jenna Dewan

I have read rumors that Channing Tatum is, perhaps, not as faithful as one would hope. And if that's true, CHANNING, YOU ARE A MORON. LOOK AT THE MOTHER OF YOUR CHILD.

Jaime King

I don't actually mind this, but I like Jaime King better in colors. And Lemon Breeland's makeup.

Kat Graham

Why are her lips blue? Perhaps she has taken a vow of coldness until the installation her artificial turf is complete.

Kate Walsh

What's that face? Does it mean it's okay for us all to laugh about this together? Phew.

Brittany Snow

I thought this was one in the Win Column also, until I really paid attention, and it's just sitting so WIDELY on her.

Keke Palmer

But this is unequivocally a no, now and forever, so at least I'm solid on that.

Fugs and Fabs: Elle's Women in Television Event

I tried to arrange this one as bad-good-bad-good, etc. (although it kind of backfired on me), so as to give you the maximum amount of whiplash. In honor of JK Simmons' performance in the movie, obviously, which reminds me that the Tina/Amy joke that McConaughey calls him "jus' keep Simmons" was one of my absolute favorites. [Photos: Splash]