
OH TARAJI. This is literally a bathing suit covered up by a shower curtain. WHY? WHEN WILL THIS MADNESS END?

I love Eva -- I just rewatched all of the classic seasons of ANTM and was reminded of how much I enjoy her -- and she is very nearly pulling off wearing a shirt as a dress.

Quvenzhane! My first thought was, "aw, man, she's outgrown her puppy purse." They grow up so fast!

I liked this dress so much better before I noticed the dingle-dangles dangling off of it. She looks slightly like a mummy attending a cocktail party.

This frock has at least two cut-outs too many, but that green is stellar on her.

It speaks to my general weariness over The State of the Sheers that my main concern about this look is the tightness of her skirt and how she plans to actually walk in it.

I mean, having said that, I still long for us to STOP THE INSANITY.

Speaking of insane...

!!!!!!!

On the other hand: I LOVE this. Thank you for cleansing my palate, YNB.

Whilst I find it hard to sign off on a pleated pants/tube-top-cape combo, even I have to admit that (a) this color is great, and (b) this is cuter than it sounds, and (c) I mean, I always like a cape.

MzVee's Wikipedia page tells us that she is "a Ghanaian afropop, dancehall and R&B artiste." I both enjoy the use of the word "artiste" in her Wiki entry and think she looks great.

Tkay is "an Australian singer and rapper, born in Zimbabwe," per her Wiki, and while I am not in love with her shoes, she looks great from the ankles up.

Kimberly also looks totally lovely.

I absolutely love this color, but does the dress itself feel every so slightly bridesmaidal?

Yes, that's a huge slit all the way up her thigh. There is sheer detailing. In short: our hearts remain not unbroken.
