Melissa Leo

Melissa Leo clearly has a raging addiction to all things shiny and sequined, but then freaks out and decides she needs to tone it down with the likes of tights. She cracks me up; she is such a character.

Michelle Williams

These shoes need to be outlawed at red carpet events -- surely stylists can do better than this -- but this dress is really cute on her.

Brittany Snow

This is also cute; she and Michelle clearly decided to coordinate.

Sarah Hyland

It is very hard to wear this length without looking stumpy, and even cute little Sarah Hyland is not totally up to the task.

Aimee Teegarden

For one glorious moment, I thought this was Leighton Meester. I like you, Aimee Teegarden, but I really MISS Leighton Meester. Not that I think she would ever wear this. But still.

Bryce Dallas Howard

Do you think Jessica Chastain has made BDH feel superfluous?

Jennifer Hudson

She's so cute, and in theory, I don't mind mixing patterns, but you can't mix patterns AND pop out your bra. It's just too much.

Fugs and Fabs: Everyone Else at the Call Me Crazy Premiere Not Named Jennifer Aniston

So I think Call Me Crazy is a movie about mental illnesses, which is a very important and serious topic, but given that it is Lifetime we're talking about, I REALLY hoped it was actually about five women who snapped and killed people/threw people down a well/stabbed cheerleaders with vegetable peelers/ stalked their former lovers/ stole people's identities. Come on, Lifetime. We need a Mother, May I Sleep With Danger? for the 21st century. [Photos: Getty]