Theo James
This feels like a menswear ad to me. He's got JUST the right sense of mild middle-distance purposefulness.
Kate Winslet in Safiyaa
She had a baby 14 weeks ago; it must be so hard to have to hit the promo trail and be lactating all the time and figuring out what to wear and your boobs probably hurt and maybe you're pumping in the bathroom... she gets a lot of credit from me just for showing up. I can't tell if those are flesh panels or flesh-colored ones, but they get lost in her crispy-fried hair, which is a shame. Part of me feels like, if it were me, I'd have chosen a different cut, but then the rest of me thinks it's FANTASTIC that she is like, "You know what? This is what it is supposed to look like when you've just had a baby, America, and the rest of these nutjobs who aim for bikini pictures after four weeks can SUCK IT."
Ellie Goulding
This feels half-assed, and like half a skirt.
Bella Thorne
As midriff ensembles go -- and as HER ensembles go; she'll be a strong Fug Madness seed this year -- this is actually pretty cute.
Miles Teller
I love everything about this except the color of the tie he picked with it. Maybe in different lighting it looks okay, but with the brown shoes... I don't know, it just isn't the right fit here, I don't thikn.
Lyndie Greenwood
This is Jenny from "Sleepy Hollow," which means this might be the first time I've seen her where she isn't wearing jeans and a puffer vest, or something. She's pretty new to this whole game so I'll give her the zzz shoes and instead note that the dress is super cute. Well done, lady!
Ansel Elgort
And here is your Gus from "The Fault In Our Stars," kitted out like a big goobery Tin Man.
Kiernan Shipka
I just want three more inches so that she doesn't look like QUITE such a fancy cheerleader.
Mekhi Pfifer
Finger guns are always welcome here.
Jaden Smith
Mekhi, please take young Jaden aside and explain a few things to him, okay?