Naomie Harris

So, Naomie looks -- as usual -- almost perfectly perfect in every way. HOWEVER! Am I a weirdo if I wish her black lapel started up at her shoulders? It feel like its placement makes her look like she's slouching.

Janelle Monae

This is DRAAAAMATIC. It's so grand that I kind of wish she had saved it for an event that was, like, a real thing.

Kate Hudson

For once in my life, these beige shoes did briefly make me think Kate was barefoot. And I did not think, "oooh, what long legs!" I thought, "WHY ISN'T KATE HUDSON WEARING SHOES?!"

Loretta Devine

Bless you, Loretta. I think you ARE divine.

Natalie Portman

I know she's pregnant, but MAN this is a huge Zzzzzzz.

Bryce Dallas Howard

This is NOT a Zzzz, but it does look like she was attacked by the dreaded Glamour Don't bar.

Sally Kirkland

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Leslie Mann

This is pretty? She wrote, half-heartedly.

Lenny Kravitz

And then Lenny Kravitz showed up.

Fugs and Fabs: Everyone Else at the Hollywood Film Awards

So, just so you know, the Hollywood Film Awards is basically BS. As per USA Today: "The untelevised program was mocked for its perceived second-tier status and lack of competition (winners were announced before the awards began). Many of the films and performances which took home trophies have not been released in theaters, and the process by which honorees are chosen is a mystery." So....that seems legit. Guys, if you want to throw a party, just throw a party. [Photos: Fame/Flynet]