Rihanna
This outfit -- which she is busting out of -- is about two weeks too late to be thematically on-target, which is too bad, because there are a few leprechauns out there who would probably have turned this into a great dream.
Anna Camp
Do I love this? No. But lesser mortals would've gone with Ye Olde Nude Shoe, so HOORAY for her for finding something cute that plays with the dress and yet doesn't compete with it.
Shannon Bex and Aubrey O'Day
Apparently these two are going solo from Danity Kane, which is a band that I have never heard sing ANYTHING so as far as I'm concerned they never truly existed. I don't know why "going solo" means "Reciprocal Single White Female, though, and I think Aubrey O'Day might have used up the nation's entire supply of contouring makeup on her face and cleavage.
Meghan Trainor
So... shapewear and a blazer?
Brittany Snow
Credit: A friend of ours was sitting near her at a restaurant recently and said she seemed SUPER normal and cool, which lines up nicely with how she was when we saw her at Fashion Week. But I DESPERATELY want to reach out and just snip off those last five inches of braid.
Adam Lambert
Total scrolldown. Those boots are from someone else's closet, right? Like, someone threw up on his shoes in the car and he had to rip them off the limo driver's feet? Yes.
Nick Jonas
He looks cute, and as if he's afraid to move in his suit lest it burst off his muscles.
Ludacris
That suit is neither fast nor furious, but whatever. He's trying.
Ariel Winter
I'm really not into hair that looks like it's molding.
Jessica Szohr
She needs better lipstick and a bracelet. I don't know why she's there, particularly -- maybe she hearts radio.
Jason Derulo
Sir, I believe moths got to your blouse.