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# Fugs and Fabs and WTFs: Everyone Else at the InStyle Awards
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugs-and-fabs-everyone-else-at-the-instyle-awards/
- Published: 2016-10-25T19:00:10.000Z
- Updated: 2016-11-17T01:23:32.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:49

## Shailene Woodley in Sophie Theallet

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2016/10/gettyimages-617829264.jpg)

Those shoes are my happy place -- I slobber over the whole malachite look -- and the dress does look good on Shailene. But that's not the same thing as the dress itself looking good. She's really into fashion collages right now, it seems. While [yesterday's fabrics looked a bit cheaper to me](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-or-fab-shailene-woodley-in-lanvin-10-2016/), I think that dress was cuter. This one looks like she spun the wheel of fabric samples. Five times.

## Priyanka Chopra in Haider Ackermann

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/10/GettyImages-617819732.jpg)

Please let me remind you [what Priyanka Chopra should and could -- and can and DOES -- look like](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/emmy-awards-well-played-priyanka-chopra-in-jason-wu-09-2016/), and then please reflect anew on the dozens of sins big and small that are being committed by this egregious demonic laundry pile. When I first downloaded this picture, it was the illusion of the mono-sleeve hanging empty at her side that threw me. Then I looked at properly and noticed the bodice isn't flattering EITHER, and neither are the wet hair and the skirt, which might be one of the dumbest garments I've seen in a good while. First, it's designed to look like it's blown up on her, and second... It's got a zipper on that part of the hem, right? A totally pointless zipper that will never actually be zipped. I want that thing to take a week off and really do some soul-searching.

## Nicola Peltz

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/10/GettyImages-617820046.jpg)

All I know is, her interpretive dance at this funeral is going to be the talk of the entire suburb.

## Jordana Brewster in Galvan

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/10/GettyImages-617820074.jpg)

Psst, Jordana, honey, I think you're hatching.

## Isla Fisher in Tom Ford

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/10/GettyImages-617820464.jpg)

She's going to be among the winners by default here. And I say that KNOWING she's wearing a collar and a leash as accessories.

## Sarah Hyland

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/10/GettyImages-617821334.jpg)

Again: Do I love it? No. Do I hate it? No. Do I feel like everything that came before it lowered the bar so that she could clear it without even really lifting her foot? Absolutely.

## Laura Dern in Tom Ford

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/10/GettyImages-617829026.jpg)

Laura, you are so soothing to me, but WHY are your feet in those? I need a shoe safe word so that you guys don't have to listen to ALL my rants on repeat.

## Jourdan Dunn in David Koma

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/10/GettyImages-617830878.jpg)

I thought those were sweatpants when I saw the thumbnail, but they're not, so... progress?

## Rita Wilson in Tom Ford

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/10/GettyImages-617829150.jpg)

Velvet is having SUCH A MOMENT. Are these different COLORS, though, or is it just the effect of the lighting?

## Dita Von Teese

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/10/GettyImages-617828092.jpg)

I thought she'd be a comforting way to end the slideshow. Like a glass of wine at the end of a rough day. The worst is behind us, we've got a familiar old friend in hand, and we can start fresh tomorrow. Except, of course, this post is running in the middle of the day, so things could take a turn again, but... my intentions were good.

[Fugs and Fabs and WTFs: Everyone Else at the InStyle AwardsWe've already dissected Nicole Kidman's dramatically weird offering; now let's tuck into the night's other attendees, from Mama Shailene to Rita Wilson to Priyanka Chopra and the Malevolent Hell-Heap. \[Photos: Getty\]![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2016/10/gettyimages-617829264.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugs-and-fabs-everyone-else-at-the-instyle-awards-10-2016/)