Hayley Atwell
This is so dramatically nutso -- a conservative shell that doesn't actually want to hide its showy, booby side. In other words, she's dressed as a flight attendant for British Affairways.
Yvonne Zima
And this ensemble is basically the EXACT OPPOSITE of Hayley's. She looks vibrantly balls-out weird, and this is consumptively balls-in drab.
Emily VanCamp
Those shoes are cool, and the IDEA here is so great, but boy, is it a shame she couldn't have parachuted to this event instead of having to sit in a limo. It might also be a tad too short?
Jaimie Alexander
Jaimie is in Thor 2, so she's getting trotted out for the Marvel family of premieres. And she looks FABULOUS, I think. Would we call for a red lip of some ilk here, or is that a trick best left to blondes who want to pull off this color (a la Michelle Williams and that one Oscar dress)? Regardless: Brava.
Bella Thorne
Oh, dear Lord, who shot her with the Marimekko laser?
Cobie Smulders
Cobie is in Captain America 2 and possibly the second Avengers movie, so of course, she's been drafted into action for this too. This outfit says, to me, "Eh, I'm not in this one, so... I'll just rest."
Stephanie Szostak
You might remember Stephanie from The Devil Wears Prada, where she played Miranda Priestly's French rival Jacqueline Follet, a.k.a., Fake Carine Roitfeld. Now that we've gotten that out of the way: I can't decide if I LIKE all that pleating and detail, or if it looks like an abstract rendering of some weirdo comic-book Mega Weapon crashing into her groin and the ensuing exploding waves of pain.
Guy Pearce
Hey there, Guy. Lookin' good.
Zachary Levi
Oooooh, Love the three-piece suit, but the khaki tie might have lost me. Still, who knew Chuck Bartowski could rock a beard like that? I know he's tried before, but well done, sir -- you're making it work for you.