Gina Gershon
I feel like the expression on Gina's face has done my work for me already.
Chanel Iman
This is lovely, she is beautiful, and I think she also is under the impression that she is attending the Oscars.
Iman
Riddle me this: if Iman meets Chanel Iman, does that mean the universe is about to fold in on itself? Also: Iman, you are amazing.
Martha Stewart
Also amazing: Martha, who appears to be wearing A LEATHER SHAWL. She looks ridiculous and I hope she never ever changes. Martha, you are a guiding light to me this holiday season and one day I hope to be just like you: An enormous incorrigible flirt who throws great parties, suffers no fools, starts drinking at 11am, and side-eyes literally everyone. Except I don't want to have to go to jail first.
Carrie Preston and Michael Emerson
Well, don't they look charming? I love them. I will be distraught if they every break up.
Zac Posen and Sessilee Lopez
There is something faintly amusing to me that this premiere was in part hosted by Burberry and yet Zac Posen was all, "I get that, and that's cool, but I am putting on my best turtleneck and wrestling Sessilee Lopez into this dress I designed, and we are going over there and serving it. SERVING IT."
Jessica Stam
Stam can't stay: she's got to get back into the DeLorean and book it back to Vassar, 1994.
Anne V.
Well. I can't complain about this. The dress is fab.
Olivia Palermo
I have no idea what she's doing with her life anymore, but that coat --surely that IS Burberry -- is delicious and covetable.
U2
U2 also hosted this screening and so they showed up and they look exactly like U2. The more I type "U2" the more I realize that "U2" is, objectively, a ridiculous name for a band. It's like something Prince would name his backing band.
Sami Gayle
Is that a romper? Because no.
Melonie Diaz
Could use a bracelet, yes? But otherwise, this is totally cute. Like a wearable black and white cookie, and you know that I, like Jerry Seinfeld, often look to the cookie.
Bobby Flay
This is very snappy, Bobby Flay. I hope he and Martha huddled in the corner all night and made fun of the catering and then parted ways and made fun of the other's plans for Thanksgiving. "He's serving mini-quiches, Allison. CAN YOU EVEN."*
*NOTE: I love mini-quiches.
Julie Henderson
I don't even know what this is. Is this a dress over pants or an incredibly ineffectual coat?
Anna Wintour and Harvey Weinstein
New York, meet your newest power couple! (Can you imagine? This coupling would usher in a reign of terror we haven't seen since the final act of Ghostbusters.)
Idris Elba
Because once is never enough.