Emma Willis

From what I can tell from Wikipedia, Emma Willis here is one of Great Britain's preeminent hosts of like REALLY TERRIBLE reality shows. I actually think this outfit is totally cute.

Zawe Ashton

Zawe here has been on a variety of British TV shows and was "Rude Girl" in the second really really really terrible St Trinian's movie, and can only have opposite limbs unconcealed at any one time.

Mark Wright

Can someone please explain to me how MARK WRIGHT of The Only Way Is Essex ended up at a Woman of the Year event? Other than because he really loves women? I am only through season 2 of TOWIE at the moment and can we just talk about (a) how he is secretly hilar and (b) how is it SO NOT GOING TO WORK OUT with him and Lauren? They are the Audrina and Justin-Bobby of TOWIE. He would look lovely if his suit jacket fit properly, though.

Alesha Dixon

Is this a jumpsuit? Let's just pretend not.

Gemma Cairney

Gemma Cairney used to style Florence and the Machine and once I read that, this outfit TOTALLY MADE SENSE. This is kooky, but she is really adorable.

Tulisa Contostavlos

Tulisa is a judge on The X-Factor, which makes sense because this outfit is totally going to pop up on Britney eventually.

Kimberly Walsh

Much like the Walshes of Beverly Hills, 90210, Kimberly Walsh never disappoints.This looks like a shower curtain stepped in front of a shotgun.

Kelly Osborne

Kelly looks lovely but I am so over that purple hair. Admittedly, I was never actually under it. But I am really, really over it. That's hair you have for like three months, for fun. I guess it is kind of neatly coordinated with her dress?

Nicole Scherzinger

I can't wait for her new album, Flirting With Sideboob.

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Dear Great Britain, Thank you for being such a good ally to the United States -- in this instance, continuing to hold parties and events so that those of us who depend on celebrities leaving the house for writing material aren't totally arsed out because of that bitch Sandy ruining all of New York's fun.* *As a reminder, we're putting together a post detailing how and where to help victims of the storm. Remember, the Red Cross needs blood and platelets as well as donations.