Emma Stone
I love how frisky the Cannes weather can be. I probably feel this way because I am not IN it trying to look nice.
Erin O'Connor in Ralph & Russo
I just love this angle on this gown. Cannes, much like the various royal tours, always yields really striking work from the Getty photographers.
Erin O'Connor
I am of mixed feelings about the head-styling. Part of me wonders if something slightly softer -- more Dita Von Teese -- would have given this the unimpeachable glam factor it wants, although I do understand the temptation not to do too much to compete with the gown. Which I love. It's PERFECT for this venue.
Natalie Portman in Rodarte
Well, I'll say this: It's the best Rodarte I've seen in a while, which may be conditional praise, but it is also sincere. UNTIL...
Natalie Portman
HOLY... that is not even a pizza. That's just bread with sauce.
Sienna Miller (with Xavier Dolan) in Sonya Rykiel
Nope.
Salma Hayek in Gucci
She NABS, y'all.
Eva Longoria in Versace
It's fine -- not very Versace to me, actually, but that's neither here nor there -- but what gets me is the whole flesh-toned lipstick thing. I say it a lot, but: Your lips are SUPPOSED to be a different color than the rest of your face.
Eva Longoria
It's certainly striking from behind, which as we all know is a Cannes specialty.
Lindsay Ellingson in Ulyana Sergeenko
I like the liquid-look fabric. This whole outfit looks to me like a special-effect -- like when Robert Patrick in Terminator 2 would be in the middle of morphing from metal into human. In that vein, I like the middle of the dress and am waiting for the rest of it to catch up.
Lindsay Ellingson
Naturally, I hate the back. She looks like a very expensive circus performer.
Natasha Poly
Buckle your bedsheets, kids!
Poppy Delevingne in Burberry
This would be beautiful, if it were not something I could get delivered from Papa John's with breadsticks. (Background: We decided the sheers broke our brains and so we'd discuss pizza instead. It'll pass. I might move onto crackers.)
Aishwarya Rai in Elie Saab
What a pretty, pretty idea, until you bring in the saltines.
Li Bingbing
I actually don't mind the ethereal sheers HERE as much as I do the matching beige clodhoppers.
Emma Miller
Does this feel like the top is in photonegative, or something? Shouldn't the bits WITHOUT a pattern on it be the parts that are covered?
Charlotte Casiraghi in Gucci
This is totally beautiful. I wish Sienna Miller had worn it instead.
Aishwarya Rai
That is a nice frock that REALLY takes a hit from the matchy cardigan. It's just... a lot.