Duckie Brown - Runway - Fall 2012 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week

I want to see THIS Twilight movie.

BCBG Max Azria - Runway - Fall 2012 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week

This was kind of a funky trench. Which I think was also a deleted line of dialogue from Downton Abbey this season.

Tadashi Shoji - Runway - Fall 2012 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week

I like this, conditionally. In the sense that I'm pretty sure someone will try to wear it and bungle it completely, like maybe Mia Wasikowska, and then someone else will totally pull it off -- like Keira Knightley or Shailene Woodley or Zoe Saldana.

Duckie Brown - Runway - Fall 2012 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week

I giggle like a little child every time I see this picture.

BCBG Max Azria - Runway - Fall 2012 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week

There were a lot of these fluttery-sleeved shapes at BCBG -- this one, we like the colors and pattern. It feels like something that could be adapted well, and sensibly, for their regular shoppers. As in, people who are not 6'2" models with no butts.

Tadashi Shoji - Runway - Fall 2012 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week

Yikes. That is all.

Duckie Brown - Runway - Fall 2012 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week

Teehee. I have no understanding of Duckie Brown as a brand, but: NEVER CHANGE.

BCBG Max Azria - Runway - Fall 2012 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week

We ALSO got a huge kick out of the massive furry sleeves that came down the BCBG runway. Joan Collins would approve, which is often our only criteria for something: WWJCD?

Nicholas K - Runway - Fall 2012 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week

NOT as convinced by the Urban Cowgirl looks here, although if Cowboys & Aliens had looked anything like this then more people like me might've paid to see it. Hindsight is a bitch, eh, Hollywood?

Nolcha Fashion Week New York - Megla M

I am sincerely wearing this right now.

Cynthia Rowley - Runway - Fall 2012 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week

This looks nothing like Cynthia Rowley's aesthetic to me. I'm all for pushing the envelope, when the envelope is asking for a good shove, but was hers in such a bad place? She usually has whimsy. This is like Blade Runner.

Tadashi Shoji - Runway - Fall 2012 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week

This could be so gorgeous on the right lady -- a redhead, like Nicole Kidman, or Jayma Mays. I might want to tweak the skirt a little so it wasn't sheer from the knee down, but that color has majestic qualities.

Nolcha Fashion Week New York - Rebeca Tiago

She is serving lampshade realness.

Tadashi Shoji - Runway - Fall 2012 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week

This answers the question, "What would Lady Mary Crawley wear?"

Tadashi Shoji - Runway - Fall 2012 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week

This answers the question, "What wouldn't Lady Mary Crawley wear?"

Cynthia Rowley - Runway - Fall 2012 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week

And THIS answers the question, "What would fourth grade me have worn if I stole a tube of Pringles from the kitchen and wanted to eat it while reading Sweet Valley High?"

Fugs and Fabs from Fashion Week: Day 1

Our function at Fashion Week is to spot celebrities and give you the important information like how tired they seem, whether they are wearing ill-advised jumpsuits, or shunning each other, or are incredibly hot in person (it bears repeating that we are never not floored by how good-looking Aisha Tyler is). You know us: We're the Sitting Around Dishing With Your Girlfriends About Outfits blog, not the, "Oh my stars, sleeves made of pants are so on trend for fall" blog. But that doesn't mean we don't see stuff we like on the runway -- or stuff we hate -- so we've decided to proffer a grab bag of all that, beginning with this resplendent look from Duckie Brown that Jessica dubbed "Edward Cullen after escaping from the sanitarium." We weren't at the show, but we wish we had been -- then again, we might have laughed out loud, so it's for the best. [Photos: Getty]