Alexa Chung
I cannot ding a women for accessorizing with a croissant, okay?
Alexa Chung
Nor with wine. (But perhaps with denim shorty-shorts. when it's cold enough for tights and a jacket.)
Paloma Faith
I hope her friends didn't have any trouble finding her. This is so subtle.
Suki Waterhouse
Suki is the one in the bandana, rainbow-hued poncho, white high tops, and fanny pack. Just typing out that list made me feel a little barfy.
Lily James, Matt Smith
Matt Smith and Lily James -- AKA a former Doctor Who and your recently-cast Prince Philip, and Rose on Downton/Cinderella -- are apparently still dating. If you wondered.
Adele
In all honestly, this is what I expect Adele to be wearing basically all the time. She just seems like a Fancy, Medallion-Strewn. Poncho Person. In a good way! I just feel like you might go over to her house and she might be dressed vaguely like a Renaissance lute player sometimes. That's all. (Please make another album, Adele. I love you.)
Cressida Bonas
I am fairly sure there's a subsection of the Magna Carta which states that it's not even technically considered Glastonbury if Cressida is not in attendance. (She never would have been happy giving this up, either, so let's all admit THAT break-up was for the best.)
Jenna Coleman
Speaking of people who've dated Prince Harry, from the former to the rumored current, whose bathrobe is very pretty indeed, but still undeniably a bathrobe. (Also, she used to allegedly date Richard Madden, who was Lily James's co-star in Cinderella, and of course was also in Doctor Who with Matt Smith, so really I guess Glastonbury is just full of celebrities who have a LOT of news to gossip about.)
Also, I like her hair.
Cara Delevingne
I am finding myself perplexed by the vagaries of British weather over the last week, and this also seems like a good place to note that we've heard it's HOT there right now, so we can all place money that Cara is not currently wearing this anymore. Stay cool! Love, Los Angeles.
Kim Kardashian
Kim and Kanye also made an appearance at Glastonbury and she's going to fit right in wearing this, no? Honestly, I am worried that this skirt is so tight that Kim is going to trip and pitch right over into a mud pit and while I am not her biggest fan, I do want her to remain safely upright.
Daisy Lowe, Florence Welch
Florence Welch looks like an extra from Almost Famous, but in a very enjoyable way.
Florence Welch
EXACTLY.
Lionel Richie
And then Lionel Richie showed up. Insert "HELLO" joke here.