Katy Perry
Pippi Longstocking + Madonna = bad idea.
Rita Ora
I think I would have removed the necklace, but strangely, this nutty ensemble really works on her.
Keke Palmer
Dear Keke: Your stylist is wrong. Love, Heather.
Lana del Rey
"Arrrr, welcome to TGArrrr Fridays. Can I interest ye in some mozzarellarrrrr sticks?"
Elle King
Explore color, my friend. It will reward you.
Meghan Trainor
This feels too matronly on her, but she's OBVIOUSLY trying to get away from stuff she's worn before, and I appreciate that. An effort is being made.
Natasha Bedingfield
Noooo. Why are there random holes under her boobs? Access points? Does she need to plug them in?
Jane Fonda
So very Fonda.
Miranda Kerr
Plastic fencing is so hot for fall.
Chrissy Teigen
This is good! I honestly like this better than 95 percent of what she's worn when NOT pregnant.
Brandy
How does she still look 15?
Ashanti
I feel like she was nostalgic for the Vagina Sling but balked and threw on some underpants.
Corinne Bailey Rae
This is just the oddest party of textures. I'm not sure any of them know what to say to each other, so they're just going to start drinking and hope it gets easier.
Fergie
Well, she looks pretty good, in fact.
Kacey Musgraves
Wrong lipstick, wrong hoik level. (It needs to be higher.)
Courtney Love
Can she breathe? That's like a front-corset that's been pulled as tight as possible secured with old condoms.
Chad Kroeger and Avril Lavigne
THEY'RE BACK ON AGAIN. Canada must be DELIGHTED.