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Halle Berry

Starting with the positive, Halle Berry's face looks great, and she should never do anything different to her hair. She really needs to stop worrying about whether or not her outfits are cracked out enough and focus on reminding all of us how much she has not aged.

Halle Berry

This is fine, with the caveat that we are grading on a curve with Halle lately and I am just glad she isn't dressed like Prince right now. As a sidenote: Halle Berry should be basically the easiest person in Hollywood to dress. Why has she been looking so nuts over the last few years? Maybe turning 45 was rough on her -- she's 46 now -- but she should seriously take solace in the fact that she looks 36 and stop trying to distract us from anything.

Halle and Abigail Breslin

Speaking of distracting, what is Miss Abigail wearing?

Abigail Breslin

I am pretty sure this was designed to be worn with something underneath it. I really don't want to have to start a whole new category called LOOK INTO SHIRTS.

Fugs and Fabs: Halle Berry and Abigail Breslin
First of all, I think we can all agree that The Call looks like a Lifetime movie. And listen, I enjoy the occasional jaunt over to the Lifetime Movie Network. I once stayed home and folded laundry for EIGHT HOURS one Sunday when they ran a marathon of all the Menendez Brothers movies. But when you think "911 operator gets possessed by Liam Neeson in Taken" do you REALLY go right to a big screen release and Halle Berry? Because that seems like made-for-TV movie to me for sure. Also confusing: ABIGAIL BRESLIN'S OUTFIT. We'll get to it. [Photos: Getty]

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