Katy Perry as a Flamin' Hot Cheeto
This is hilarious to me. For one thing, I love Flamin' Hot Cheetos, to the point where things get regrettable. Second, it's cozy and cute and it's not, like, "SEXY CHEETO."
Heidi Klum as a Butterfly
As always, Heidi looks AMAZING. Apparently, this took five hours to put on and it's doubtful to me whether or not she can even see. Say what you will about La Klum, but she does Halloween right.
Guy and Rocco Ritchie as Walt and Jesse
SOMEONE has been binging Breaking Bad over the summer break. It's sort of shocking to me how much Guy Ritchie looks like Bryan Cranston here.
Rihanna and friends
Something about the fact that Rihanna woke up one morning and decided she and her friends should go as the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles really amuses me. I am also amused by her friend on the far left, who is BRINGING HER POSE. I LOVE her, whoever she is.
Maria Menounos as Kelly Kapowski from 'Saved by the Bell'
Oh, Maria Menounos. You should know that Kelly Kapowski's cell phone would ACTUALLY be a GIANT brick of a thing. (This is quite well-done, though. I hope that Tiffani Thiessen went as Maria Menounos.)
Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale
I think this is how they might literally look if they were turned into vampires. Capes aside, I am pretty sure they both just owned everything they're wearing. (That's not shade: my entire costume consisted of items I already owned, and eyeliner. And two children.)
Courteney Cox and Johnny McDaid
What do we think CoCox is? A frightening doll of some ilk?
Kate Moss
Kate Moss is in costume as Cara Delevingne, and it is BANG ON. I literally thought it was Cara, briefly. (I just realized she has something white on her nose, which I believe is HD powder OR she's implying Cara is a giant cokehead, in which case, Cara might be a bit irked with her right now.)
Zach Braff
It cracks me up that Zach Braff went to Kate Hudson's Halloween party as Kurt Russell's character from Big Trouble in Little China, given that Kurt is Kate's step-father. I hope he gave notes.
Neil Patrick Harris
The entire Harris/Burtka family were straight out of Batman this year. NPH's Instagram photo of them is EXTREMELY CUTE.
Suki Waterhouse
This dress is objectively cool. (For Halloween. Although I'd love it if someone would wear this to the Oscars.) Can we call her a...um...zombie showgirl?
Jessica Alba
Jessica Alba makes an excellent Slash, and her friend makes a great Axl Rose. Also, if they accidentally walk into trees, due to being unable to see out of their Sunglasses At Night, they can blame it on the booze.
Alessandra Ambrosio
In case you wondered what a "sexy snow leopard" looks like. I personally had not.
Rita Ora
She was at Jonathan Ross's Halloween party, and... is she even in costume? Is she dressed as her own genital contours, because that's most of what I can see. Maybe she's some kind of hybrid of 2004 Paris Hilton and Katie Price.
Rita Ora
But I mean... COME ON. Although I guess Halloween is a scary night, and this IS terrifying.
Paris Hilton
Yes, Paris went out last weekend (as Minnie Mouse) and ALSO this weekend. This is allegedly SEXY RAPUNZEL. You know Paris has a Frequent Buyer Card from Sexy Lingerie (the store in Los Angeles from which MANY of these costumes originate).
Paris Hilton
And rumor has it that here, she is her own Pomeranian. Which is a funny idea for her final Halloween volley, but might have gone over better if we didn't have Parisian Halloween Fatigue.
Sarah Hyland as Annie
I believe "Sexy Annie" is a street down which I do not need to turn.
Aaron Eckhart
I cannot tell you what Aaron Eckhart is, but I do know that if he hides in your bushes, you may not see him until you trip over him and fall right into his lap. Which might not be so bad, truly.
Rachel Zoe
Let's give it up to Rachel Zoe for not half-assing this one.
Today Show
The Today Show always goes all out for these things. This year, I believe they were saluting Classic SNL (NETWORK SYNERGY! Sheinhardt Wigs must be delighted.) Meredith, I hope, got a raise for going EXTRA Mom Jeans.
Kathie Lee and Hoda
KL and H wisely finagled some of the most comfortable of the SNL costumes. (Hoda looks pretty rad all grunged up.)
Adam Levine and Behati Prinsloo
I decided this means that Adam is trying to figure out how to get cast in Rock of Ages in Vegas this year.
Bill Maher
I have no idea. (I might be bad at recognizing Halloween costumes. I had to ask like 40% of the kids to whom I handed out candy what they were dressed as, and only once did I do it because the girl in question was like 14 and clearly NOT in costume at all. At least paint your face, kid!)
Kelly Osbourne
Stellar Margot Tanenbaum from Kelly O.
Adam Lambert
Wolf Man? This is well-done, though.
Aubrey O'Day
Aubrey dreams of ascending the heights of Heidi Klum-ville. (Although honestly, this is also pretty good.)
Ashanti
The best thing about Ashtanti dressed as a belly dancer is that Ashanti would literally wear this basically any other day of the week.
Sandra Lee
All I want next Halloween is for Sandra Lee to go as one of her own tablescapes.
Tony Danza and Bette Midler
The power couple we never knew we wanted. (With apologies to their respective spouses.)
Mel B and Family
Mel B ALSO just pulled this out of her own closet. (I approve.)
Zoe Kravitz
I give her points for the fact that this is possibly also comfortable and warm, and she won't flash anyone.
Michelle Trachtenberg
Her own Instagram claims this is "broken porcelain doll."
Lindsay Ellingson
Don and Betty Draper, right? (I hope Lindsay wears that dress out later, just normally, because it's VERY CUTE.)
Adele
This is allegedly Adele and I actually find this rather terrifying. I hope she sang a glorious and life-changing version of "The Monster Mash" at this party.
Kellan Lutz
And then Kellan Lutz showed up. (All the dudes are into dressing as the oeuvre of Kurt Russell, which actually is totally delightful to me. PLEASE someone do an Overboard couples costume next year.)