Chord Overstreet
Cord Overstreet makes a pretty hot cop, let's be honest.
Hilary Duff and Mike Comrie
The internet tells me Hilary is a "sexy tooth fairy" and Mike is " a dentist." I need to find myself a dentist who is dapper enough to wear a tux to work!
Maria Menounos
Maria Menounos kind of looks like Gwen Stefani as a red-lipped blonde. Good to know?
Michelle Trachtenberg
She is in costume as the Black Dahlia. I suspect this makes me old and uptight, but there's something a little distasteful to me about dressing up for a party like a real person who was brutally murdered, whose murder has still not been solved, and who is only famous because of that murder.
Stephen Dorff
Elegant and thoughtful as ever, ladies and gentleman, your e-cig spokesman, Stephen Dorff.
Molly Sims
Molly Sims's twitter claims this is the storied costume "70s knocked up." That pink hair is cute on her.
Paris Hilton
Well, that seems about right, no?
Elisabetta Canalis
You may remember Elisabetta Canalis from when she was dating Clooney, and then was briefly on Dancing With the Stars. I think that when you get to a certain point in your life's journey around the solar system, it is time to put down the Sexy Whatever costumes, as cute as they may be. You can certainly BE sexy without being Sexy Whatever.
Cindy Crawford and Rande Gerber
I thought Rande MIGHT be Steven Tyler and then I thought Cindy might be Cher, which would make Rande Sonny and then I realized I had no idea what either one of them was meant to be.
Kevin Connolly
This is a good Gilligan costume, let's just be honest.
Val Chmerkovskiy and Janel Parrish
"What should we be for Halloween?"
"WHO EVEN CARES, WE'RE IN GREAT SHAPE RIGHT NOW."
Gerard Butler
This is allegedly Gerard Butler, but I want to know more about the dude nonchalantly standing outside eating dinner.
Mark Salling
I assume this has a story attached to it, to which I am not privy.
Chace Crawford
This is allegedly "Uncle Rico from Napoleon Dynamite" and talk about references I have TOTALLY scrubbed from my brain. Obscure, Chace. (I would have suggested going as Chuck Bass.)
Ashley Madekwe
As the Joker/nurse from Dark Knight, Harvey Dent sticker and all. That's well done.
Colton Haynes
The internet says this is Colton Haynes, but HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?
Lucy Hale
Per her Twitter, she's the "Twitter bird," which is actually totally cute AND creative.
Shenae Grimes and Josh Beech
I may need to phone a friend for this one.
Aly and AJ Michalka
I decided they're the Peldons.