
Honestly? Zzzzzzz. Allegedly the "clones" have prosthetics on, but this basically just looks like backstage at the Victoria's Secret fashion show and Heidi herself had to deliver jack shit. She looks gorgeous, but she IS gorgeous. "Gorgeous in a leotard" is not a costume for Heidi. It is a Tuesday.

Michelle always brings it for Halloween. I am not totally sure what she IS here -- her Insta read, "Welcome to The Secret Garden" -- but she looks neat. And she did her makeup herself.

Keke here is Selena, and this is a costume that looks GREAT on her and is also accurate and recognizable.

TOO SOON.

Is she an ear of corn? Because something so silly, and semi-homemade-looking, is refreshing.

Is it weird that I kind of want the material used for this suit as a pair of sheets? For my adult bed?

...sexy zombie nurse? Just spit-balling.

Full disclosure: I TOTALLY would have gone as a pirate wench in my younger, more nubile days if it had only occurred to me.

Applause to Maria for the prized Halloween costume in which you can eat freely.

Pokemon Go? I swear, the older I get, the older I feel. It took me way too long to figure that out. And I'm in the Middle Aged Demographic to which Live With Kelly! is appealing.

The obligatory Hamilton costumes, of course.

"Jerry, we need at least one costume so that we can make sure that everyone knows our bodies be banging."
"Don't worry. I've got this."

I think we all know Lohan was always going to be Harley Quinn this Halloween. The sad thing is that, had things gone better for Lilo, she probably could have been up for the actual role of Harley Quinn.

Questlove is a smart man, and brought his own snacks, and, honestly, this is brilliant. Per his Insta (which is great), last year, Usher dressed up as Questlove. So this year, Questlove went as...an usher.

She honestly looks better in this than anyone has any right to do.

EVERY time I see Coco, I think, "Coco, this looks so uncomfortable on your boobs!" I'm also concerned about Ice T's ability to have a snack at this party.

A round of applause for this very pleasing Cher.

These two are Halle Berry and Natalie Desselle-Reid from B.A.P.S. and they are SPOT ON.

Kyle's actually been hiding in the bushes outside the party for six hours.

Of course. It's not Halloween without Sexy Beetlejuice.

...sexy alien?

Somewhere, Terry Crews is SO JEALOUS.

HEIDI. THIS is the level of detail we expect from YOU. (But also obviously from the man who brought us a variety of crazy Top Model shoots, in fairness.)

ALSO amazing,

I forgot these two were dating, and it is SO RIGHT that they are. After all, they truly are the Antony and Cleopatra of our time.
