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Heidi Klum and Clones

Celebrity Halloween Costumes 2016

Honestly? Zzzzzzz. Allegedly the "clones" have prosthetics on, but this basically just looks like backstage at the Victoria's Secret fashion show and Heidi herself had to deliver jack shit. She looks gorgeous, but she IS gorgeous. "Gorgeous in a leotard" is not a costume for Heidi. It is a Tuesday.

Michelle Trachtenberg

Celebrity Halloween Costumes 2016

Michelle always brings it for Halloween. I am not totally sure what she IS here -- her Insta read, "Welcome to The Secret Garden" -- but she looks neat. And she did her makeup herself.

Keke Palmer

Celebrity Halloween Costumes 2016

Keke here is Selena, and this is a costume that looks GREAT on her and is also accurate and recognizable.

Greer Grammar

Celebrity Halloween Costumes 2016

TOO SOON.

Taissa Farmiga

Celebrity Halloween Costumes 2016

Is she an ear of corn? Because something so silly, and semi-homemade-looking, is refreshing.

Gregg Sulkin

Celebrity Halloween Costumes 2016

Is it weird that I kind of want the material used for this suit as a pair of sheets? For my adult bed?

Ariel Winter

Celebrity Halloween Costumes 2016

...sexy zombie nurse? Just spit-balling.

Cassie Scerbo

Celebrity Halloween Costumes 2016

Full disclosure: I TOTALLY would have gone as a pirate wench in my younger, more nubile days if it had only occurred to me.

Maria Sharapova

Celebrity Halloween Costumes 2016

Applause to Maria for the prized Halloween costume in which you can eat freely.

Jerry O'Connell, Kelly Ripa

Celebrity Halloween Costumes 2016

Pokemon Go? I swear, the older I get, the older I feel. It took me way too long to figure that out. And I'm in the Middle Aged Demographic to which Live With Kelly! is appealing.

Jerry and Kelly

Celebrity Halloween Costumes 2016

The obligatory Hamilton costumes, of course.

Jerry O'Connell, Kelly Ripa

Celebrity Halloween Costumes 2016

"Jerry, we need at least one costume so that we can make sure that everyone knows our bodies be banging."

"Don't worry. I've got this."

Lindsay Lohan

Celebrity Halloween Costumes 2016

I think we all know Lohan was always going to be Harley Quinn this Halloween. The sad thing is that, had things gone better for Lilo, she probably could have been up for the actual role of Harley Quinn.

Questlove

Celebrity Halloween Costumes 2016

Questlove is a smart man, and brought his own snacks, and, honestly, this is brilliant. Per his Insta (which is great), last year, Usher dressed up as Questlove. So this year, Questlove went as...an usher.

Gabrielle Union

She honestly looks better in this than anyone has any right to do.

Ice T and Coco

EVERY time I see Coco, I think, "Coco, this looks so uncomfortable on your boobs!" I'm also concerned about Ice T's ability to have a snack at this party.

Jackie Cruz

A round of applause for this very pleasing Cher.

Jessica Williams and Danielle Brooks

These two are Halle Berry and Natalie Desselle-Reid from B.A.P.S. and they are SPOT ON.

Kyle McLachlan

Kyle's actually been hiding in the bushes outside the party for six hours.

Victoria Justice

Of course. It's not Halloween without Sexy Beetlejuice.

Leona Lewis

...sexy alien?

Jay Pharoah

Somewhere, Terry Crews is SO JEALOUS.

Jay Manuel

HEIDI. THIS is the level of detail we expect from YOU. (But also obviously from the man who brought us a variety of crazy Top Model shoots, in fairness.)

Cynthia Erivo

ALSO amazing,

Aubrey O'Day, Pauly D

I forgot these two were dating, and it is SO RIGHT that they are. After all, they truly are the Antony and Cleopatra of our time.

Fugs and Fabs: Halloween, Part II
Historically, as far as Halloween goes, Heidi Klum never disappoints. Which is I guess why she gave us like six of her this year? The Internet seemed unmoved by this, and I can't say I disagree. She didn't have to do anything to pull off this costume, really -- and that's fine for mere mortals, but Heidi's trained us to expect MAJOR COSTUME SHENANIGANS. I'm sure you recall when she went as the old woman, but remember her amazing butterfly costume? She usually brings it -- major construction, real creativity, and a total lack of vanity it. This year, I am not sure it has been broughten. She also didn't arrive at her party until midnight, which, dude, it's a school night! We cannot all stay up all night waiting for you to reveal yourself in a leotard, lady! (She also, on Twitter, said her costume was "courtesy of Booking.com." Did you...SELL SPONSORSHIP RIGHTS TO YOUR HALLOWEEN COSTUME, Heidi? SERIOUSLY? And then deliver a leotard? You are better than that.) This, on the other hand, is REALLY good: A photo posted by Beyoncé (@beyonce) on Oct 31, 2016 at 9:50pm PDT And, another view so you can see Blue Ivy's cute little face: A photo posted by Beyoncé (@beyonce) on Oct 31, 2016 at 9:51pm PDT I kinda want that jacket. PS: You can find our coverage of this weekend's parties right here.

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