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Sarah Jessica Parker

sarah jessica parker 'Hamilton' Broadway Opening Night

She looks very pretty in this gown. I'm torn because I LOVE that she's fully dressed up for the theatre in an old-school way, but at the same time, that is SUCH a gown that it looks a bit misplaced. I can't complain that it doesn't look good on her, though, because it does. Just carry a clutch, though, SJP! That strap is killing me.

SJP and Ferris

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Maybe a soft bun and some lipstick, though, eh? On Ferris, that is. Har. The Brods looks fine but I don't think I'd have chosen that tie and shirt combo.

Susan Sarandon

susan sarandon 'Hamilton' Broadway Opening Night

And THUD goes the outfit when we get to her ankles.

Allison Williams

allison williams 'Hamilton' Broadway Opening Night

Allison appears to be BALANCING on her ankles, given that there is no trace of a foot under there anywhere. Great lips, though.

A-Dubs, Marc Jacobs

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Anna's dress is interesting. Marc looks dapper, and also somehow like he's trying to convince Stanley Tucci that he's a long-lost relative.

Jennifer Nettles

jennifer nettles 'Hamilton' Broadway Opening Night

I like... the sleeves? And her curls, of course.

Laverne Cox

laverne cox 'Hamilton' Broadway Opening Night

So very chic. the clutch really is what sells me here.

Lucy Liu

lucy liu 'Hamilton' Broadway Opening Night

Oh LUCY. If you want that coat, I think a simpler white dress is in order underneath it, and pick a colorful shoe that plays off that rather than nude sandals that play off nothing except the strings of my Aggravation Harp.

Mariska Hargitay, Peter Hermann

mariska hargitay 'Hamilton' Broadway Opening Night

She is REAL TAN and that color is pretty on her, but she needs lips that don't melt into her face.

Peter Dinklage

peter dinklage 'Hamilton' Broadway Opening Night

That face says, "As far as you and I are concerned, Pixels never happened."

Raven Symone

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I didn't know hair COULD get frostbite.

Samira Wiley

samira wiley 'Hamilton' Broadway Opening Night

Simple and classy. She's a delight.

Renee Elise Goldsberry

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This is quite pretty on her -- she looks a mile tall.

Danielle Brooks

danielle brooks 'Hamilton' Broadway Opening Night

But Taystee wins this round, methinks.

Fugs and Fabs: "Hamilton" Broadway Opening
Dilemma: I want shows to stay open on Broadway for a long time, so that theatre there thrives, but I ALSO want them to migrate west faster. Those desires appear to be at odds. Sigh. Fun Home, I'm coming for you. I don't know when, I don't know how, but I AM. [Photos: Getty, Fame/Flynet]

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