Fugs and Fabs: Harpers Bazaar Icons Party

Katy Perry in Saint Laurent

As with a lot of things, this worked better in person. The gown isn't trying too hard to do much of anything, and she changed out of it very quickly because she performed five songs in a costume topped with a headdress made of butterflies, so I suspect she just wanted easy on, easy off. I think black hair is my favorite on Katy, but the red does warm things up a little in a way that isn't unwelcome. Of course, the shoes are terrible, but I regret to inform you that we saw a LOT of big chunky platform stuff on the runways. It's back and I don't even truly feel like it ever left.

Mariah Carey

This dress was fine on her -- honestly, the whole look was more about the diamonds, nestled just-so.

Anna Cleveland

This is a GOWN. As we walked out, she was doing a twirl for a friend (or a fan?) -- basically, Anna is one of Zac Posen's favorites, and she often does funky moves and spins while wearing his gowns down the runway (and has been on his Instagram doing it in his studio). So she paraded back and forth and swished and swirled in it, and it was quite gorgeous. It's just... it's the real deal.

Rita Ora in Prada

Mrs. Prada, that little collar doesn't make this any less bordello. Or BORED-ello, as the case may be.

Gigi Hadid in Balmain

So heavy in the shoulders. I don't think she can carry it.

Kendall Jenner

I will say this: There are times when her fashion choices are way more simple and sophisticated than her older sisters' (or her younger, actually). But that doesn't mean I don't think this is underwhelming. It's fine? It's not Kartrashian? But it's forgettable.