Ben Affleck
"Hey, guys! What's up? I don't know what's happening with my outfit, but I got a text from BOTH Jennifers congratulating me on my outfit and I'm scared they were being sarcastic.
Ben Affleck
I actually think this was a bold and un-Ben Afflecky hoice, but not a bad one, particularly?
Henry Cavill
Cavill seems to be thinking, "I WIN! I LOOK SO MUCH BETTER THAN BEN!" And I do think he wore it better, by a little bit. He looks slightly like a rich villain in an olde-timey movie that unfurls in the house next door to Gatbsy, but his tie/pocket square game is on point.
Ben Affleck
"Forget it. I'm never gonna look as dapper as Henry."
But you DO look dapper, Ben. Cranky and slightly discombobulated, yes, but also dapper. Is that suit green?
Henry Cavill
"AS DAPPER AS I? I THINK NOT."
Henry Cavill
"Can I ALSO be better dressed than Ben at our photocall? This outfit is inspired by Hemingway, writing a poem about the Panama Canal."
Ben Affleck
Eh, hard to beat a classic. You're still ahead 2-1, Henry. Keep up the good work.