Dascha Polanco
She is such a beautiful woman. And I hope she, like other beautiful women, soon realizes that Kim Kardashian should not be her guiding sartorial light.
Eve
Whereas Eve here is dressed as a salute to the inner workings of a music box.
Ashanti
This is not flattering, but let's be real: It is a victory for Ashanti that none of this is transparent. (There is NEVER a wrong time to link to the infamous Vagina Sling.)
Monica
Monica looks kind of cool, and also kind of like she's about to do a routine of some ilk to Taco's "Puttin' On The Ritz."
Chanel Iman
I actually think we could make that shirt work, if they were not with early-aughts-style low-riders.
Nelly Furtado
Nelly Furtado would like you to know she has been selling artisanal vitamins and weaves her own feminine products out of hemp.
Emma Myles
This dress is quite cool. But also... I mean, Nelly Furtado is wearing drapes, so.
Winnie Harlow
It's like if you re-made the Pretty Woman dress out of two dueling handbags.
Queen Latifah
Her head looks SO GOOD, but the pose makes it look like she has two other arms hanging down in front of her.
Fantasia Barrino
It's a manure-green blazer. But she's at least working that manure-green blazer.
Lil' Kim
I mean, this is about right, no?
LL Cool J
Okay. First, whatever those dots are across his lenses... do they not make him insane? And also, something about the jeans and shoes make him look stumpy. Cool James, I know the ladies love you, but I'm not sure we can get behind this outfit.
Adrienne C. Moore
Adrienne's character Cindy is one of my very favorites on Orange is The New Black. I just love her, and I think she looks fab here.
Kelly Rowland
I guess the ribbon factory ran out of mojo. Kind of like I did while writing this slide.