Lea Michele
This is basically what I assume Lea wears all the time when she's out liking the nightlife and liking to boogie. I cherish that she is posed here like she just realized she forgot to shave a large portion of the back of her thigh.
Hailee Steinfeld
I won't lie. I would wear that sweatshirt.
DNCE
These people continue to look like a science experiment. Joe Jonas's Prince t-shirt is a haunting piece of nonsense, and the guy on the right might have been hypnotized into thinking he's Miley Cyrus. From like two years ago.
Yael Grobglas
Do we think her shirt was wilting BEFORE it noticed the baggy groin on her pants, or after?
Tinashe
I would assume she just got back from the gym...
Tinashe
... but those things would be suicide on a treadmill.
The Chainsmokers
These guys seem like complete douchecanoes, up to and including putting their "combined penis size, tip-to tip," on their website.
John Stamos
Have MERCY, Uncle Jesse.
Taylor Lautner
Celebrity Shoe Intervention With Uzo Aduba, episode 11.
Zedd
In case you were wondering if diagonal zippers are happening.
Idina Menzel
I am supremely not into the jumpsuit, but her hair and those shoes can stay forever. She looks like Sandy from Grease in both the good AND bad ways.
Sting
Does tantric sex mean you don't age?
Jordan Rodgers and JoJo Fletcher
He ALSO seems like a toolshed, which might be where he found the rake he used to tease up his bouffant. His outfit isn't terrible, but the glaring white kicks always ruin things a little. JoJo looks... you know. Standard post-Bachelorette fare.
Lauren Bushnell
That sports bra would look better even half an inch higher, no?
Lauren and Ben
The race to out-schmoop Jordan and JoJo is ON.
Laurie Hernandez and Val Chmerkovskiy
Hers is pants, but I don't even have the time or desire to parse that because WHAT IS HAPPENING ON VAL'S BODY. It's like if that company that makes collectible figurines of sleeping babies and archangels decided to make denim clothes. Also I'm not sure if those are socks or two Hanes undershirts wrapped around his ankles.
Bebe Rexha
Thanks to Val, Bebe narrowly avoids the Worst Denim Of The Day award.
Billy Idol
Does he have... tiny armpit vents on that coat? Oh, William, that does not rock my cradle of love.
Dr Oz
And then Dr Oz showed up, because I guess people wanted to see x-rays of unhealthy colons between musical acts.