Jaden Smith and Ansel Elgort

Jaden's whole face here is like, "why is this happening to me" and also "I have a terrible sinus infection." And, fairly, because WHAT IS ARDSEL ENGLEBERT WEARING? Cropped camo pants, an untucked dress shirt, and a shiny tuxedo jacket?

Ansel Elgort

No. Just, no, Ardvark Eleganza. This looks like you threw your stylist's rejects into a blender and then set the blender on fire. I sincerely appreciate men taking chances with their man clothes, but this was a shot and a HUGE MISS. Like, this isn't just an airball. This is like intentionally throwing the ball in your coach's face.

Jaden Smith

HE IS TRAUMATIZED. However, I must note that I really like that jacket, and 12 year old me would have stabbed myself in the hand to wear it. So there's that.

Fugs and Fabs: Jaden Smith and Ansel Elgort

This entire series of photos cracks me up. Jaden Smith seems traumatized, and, frankly, I am ALSO traumatized by the sartorial choices Ansel Elgort has made at this event. (Also: One day I hope to be able to spell Ansel's name correctly without having to look it up first. I apparently truly, in my heart, believe it to be "Anson Englehort." Which, frankly, is the name he should use as a pseudonym when he checks into hotels.) [Photos: Getty]