Jessica Chastain Hand & Foot Print CeremonyPrint Ceremoney

These are the sunglasses you wear when you're stumbling around the house trying fruitlessly to read your mail while you wait for your sight to return.

Jessica Chastain Hand & Foot Print Ceremony

I mean, she's still adorable, and her double-sided tape did the Lord's work here in terms of containing her nipples, but still. PS: I've heard she's GREAT and very very angry in Miss Sloan and I LOVE Angry Jessica Chastain, which is not an emotion we get to see from her a ton. So yay for that. Sunglasses aside, my fondness for her is powerful.

Jessica Chastain Hand & Foot Print Ceremony

I mean, this is so cute -- even if this shot makes me feel like this dress is too low cut for an event where you have to bend over so much. Just in terms of your own emotional well-being.

Jessica Chastain Hand & Foot Print Ceremony

She looks FAB in the shade, though.

Jessica Chastain Hand & Foot Print Ceremony

Get in my closet!

Fugs and Fabs: Jessica Chastain

Jessica. These sunglasses are not your friends. They look like the disposable glasses the optometrist gives you after they dilate the shit out of you. And we KNOW you can look fantastic in sunglasses. You've literally never looked hotter than you do right here: ALWAYS AVIATORS. I'm going to bring up this issue at the Meeting of the Jessicas next month. You know Lange is going to have thoughts. Having said that...the dress is great and the shoes need to be in my closet, so...we'll call it even. [Photos: Fame/Flynet, gif: Giphy]