Karolina Kurkova in Roksanda Ilincic

Man, Roksanda Ilincic is EVERYWHERE right now. I like the dress well enough but I really, really do not know why her lipstick looks like she just overblew some Big League Chew.

Karolina Kurkova

I like houndstooth but...those look kind of homemade.

Karolina Kurkova in Tamara Mellon

Okay, and this dress is perfectly nice, and the lipstick is great, but WHY does her head look like she was just caught in a typhoon?

Karolina Kurkova

Those look like day-glo sweat stains.

Karolina Kurkova

This is so deliriously preppy, like she is desperately in search of a country club at which to order a cleansing salad. And then her hat makes her look like an extremely tall jockey. It makes me laugh but in a cheerful way, which is better than tearing out my hair I guess.

Fugs and Fabs: Karolina Kurkova

Let's see what a tall foxy supermodel has been doing to herself lately, because sometimes those are the people whose fashion blindness hurts most of all. [Photos: Fame/Flynet, Getty]