
Halle Berry is all, "God, I am GOOD LOOKING." Queen Latifah is all, "DAMN, I also look GREAT." And Katie Holmes is all, "...are these bloomers? Please God. I did NOT wake up and wear bloomers to Oprah's Giant Farewell Extravaganza...DID I?"

Yeah. Never been happier, these two, am I right? All I know is that the last time T.Cruise's hair was this Tom Brady-esque, upholstered furniture all over the country was waking up in a cold sweat, plagued with night terrors that he was about to pounce upon and abuse them in the name of love. PLEASE LET THAT HAPPEN AGAIN. (Sorry, Sofas.)
She looks fine. Other than the dead-eyed terror, obviously.

That being said, I kind of dig this. The color is great, and you all know how much I LOVE a neck bow (not a joke). It IS a shame that it appears Suri was Katie's dresser for the evening -- tuck in your shirt evenly, girl! That thing is drifting like a drunk on a country highway.

This is also kind of cute -- easy, breezy, blazer-y (Cover Girl). I don't know if that's the perfect jacket for that outfit (I'd like to see the dress without it), but this is TOTALLY inoffensive, and has one huge plus:

Her hair looks AMAZING, and that's coming from someone who loved her bob. In fact, I'd say that FACIALLY, she is looking better than ever here. People --in general, not People magazine, which would NEVER -- say that she's starting to look old, but I don't see it. I think she looks her age, and like an adult, rather than the Joey Potter we always EXPECT her to look like -- but beautiful nevertheless.
And thus concludes our Jessica's Going Soft portion of the day.
