Nate Parker and Gugu Mbatha-Raw
Well. Here we have two good-looking people, who look good. That's so relaxing.
Gabrielle Union
And then Gabrielle Union gets my blood pressure up again. I mean, first of all, we have to acknowledge that she is ageless. And then we have to acknowledge that this whole outfit is INSANE. The dress is unremarkable, but one thing it did NOT NEED are thigh-high suede boots on a crazy-hot day in the middle of June.
Ashanti
Are you wondering at whom Ashtanti and her sideboob at shooting such vicious eye-daggers? I have a theory.
Paris Hilton
I HATE to say it, Ashanti -- I REALLY do -- but I think Paris wore it better.
Adrienne Bailon
This is actually kind of good. Sometimes a crisp white dress IS effective. This is also possibly the nicest I've ever been to Adrienne Bailon. Enjoy it, AB.
Faith Evans
There's "wearing a bra top" and then there's WEARING YOUR BRA AS A TOP. (However: points for the pop of color at the feet.)
Eva Marcille
Eva ALSO looks good. Do you think the ex-ANTM girls ever get on a conference call to complain about YaYa and how she got cast as WHITNEY HOUSTON in a Lifetime movie that I can't wait to hate-watch? I hope so.
Amber Rose
Ladies and gentleman, your Fug Madness 2010 champion. How things have changed.