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Ruth Wilson

When I saw this picture in thumbnail, I thought it was Kristen Stewart -- the hand-in-the-pocket body language and everything -- and I am kind of sad that it is not. Weirdly, JUST TODAY someone was saying this wanted Ruth Wilson to play Elizabeth Taylor in a Furious Love adaptation, and I do think the Liz Taylor brows would suit her face.

The outfit? Oh, yeah. It's cray. Although that pink is divine.

Ralph Fiennes

First Voldemort, now this. I know the double-breasted suit is coming back, but darling, it makes you look old.

Felicity Jones

With the caveat that I'm not ENTIRELY sure this fits her in the bodice, I think Felictiy Jones looks pretty swell in this.

Livia Firth and Colin Firth

I LOVE YOU MR DARCY.

Your wife looks pretty, too.

Olivia Williams

"I"m coming for you, Ginnifer Goodwin," Olivia Williams thought. "SLEEP WITH ONE EYE OPEN."

Dame Judi Dench

I am never going to shit-talk Judi Dench, but we all know she could do better than this, right?

Jourdan Dunn

This also doesn't quite fit HER in the bodice. I suspect both she and Felicity are in Burberry -- which sponsored this event -- and I do not know how Burberry thinks the more generously bosomed among us will fit into these otherwise lovely dresses. I say that as someone who really loves Burberry and has spent hours standing in their store, patting their trench coats.

Gemma Arterton

A) All the pieces of these outfits might not be terrible separately, but together? OY.

B) Did you knowshe was born with six fingers on each hand? Which is not really that uncommon. She's very cute about it in the interview -- noting that if she still had them, she would be REALLY fast at texting.

Damian Lewis and Helen McCrory

Between his mustache and her dress, they look like time travellers just popping up from 1963 to say hello.

Michelle Ryan

I need to lie down.

Fugs and Fabs: London Evening Standard Theatre Awards
The bad news is that I think I'm over Ralph Fiennes. [Photos: Getty]

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